Please tell me this fucking spare has a cat, lmao.
JubalHarshaw23 on
Not creepy at all
bassplayerguy on
We are living in The Onion universe.
RealGianath on
I wonder which sitcom he was watching that gave him the idea.
Slaterpup17 on
How is eventually having to explain this a better option than just being honest? So weird
ArchdukeAlex8 on
WiErD
KennyDROmega on
Lol
Did he intend to put them on retainer in case he won?
Just own it. Not being married isn’t something to be ashamed of, but pretending to be sure is.
Fucking loser.
Mr_Magoo2U on
The GOP contempt for the citizens they are supposed to represent is astonishing. When the guy was questioned regarding the ‘Family Photos’ his campaign spins it as just some ‘Female Supporters’ and there ‘Children’. Laughable
ThereIsNoTri on
Ok now I want to know more about his friend. And his friend’s wife.
Last-Juggernaut4664 on
After looking at his picture, I’m certain he’s going to be arrested by an undercover cop at an airport bathroom in five years.
AngusMcTibbins on
Weird.
Calm_Ad2983 on
We’re really doing this now. Cool…
KapahuluBiz on
>The Republican candidate recently revealed on social media that he is engaged to his girlfriend, Maggie, and has posted pictures of her — she is decidedly not the woman featured in the photos and videos.
After which he stated, “Maggie lives in Canada – you probably never met her before.”
TheSWBomb on
Beard
anon_girl79 on
The Onion headline got me again. Oh-wait
Careful-Rent5779 on
No integrity, No shame, but definitely extremely WEIRD!
Why do I not find this story surprising?
TintedApostle on
So who is the boyfriend?
GrandMoffJenkins on
Well it’s not like he could do the photo-op with the Nigerian twink he’s currently “dating.” (pass it on)
This is a thing among conservatives. If you don’t have a marriage and kids, it’s viewed as something is wrong with you. Just like this candidate thinks he needs the image of family in order to win.
Look at JD Vance’s opinion of childless women.
AllTheyEatIsLettuce on
Put those kids back where you got them from, Derrick.
lamsham69 on
A GOP lying and deceiving not a shocker but the fucking dude lending his family out like that! WTF kind of low life does that to his family?
theparadisecrab on
Oh, if he’s childless, does that mean he gets less of a say in the country? Someone tell JD Vance!
GuitarMystery on
I’d like to remind everyone reading this that Howard Dean was laughed off the presidential ticket for saying “Byah”.
Nowadays you can bang teen’s at a high school party, you can plot with Russian operatives, you can saw the head off a whale. 2024 is a banger for horrific people.
mishma2005 on
This is a guy that keeps in the insert on the picture frame he bought and claims it’s his girlfriend
Nerney9 on
Hey remember when the MAGA crazies started posting all those ridiculous lies that Walz’s dog wasn’t really his, but just a photo-op? And we all knew that it definitely was good ol’ GOProjection?
Welp, we finally found the source! Shoulda guessed the GOP would be making up whole families.
TheShipEliza on
I know it is played out but that is weird as shit
jedre on
Why do they feel like having a family is such a big deal?
There was a Gallagher joke about his response when they trot their families out for the press:
“Oh good, his dick works.”
StreetConfusions on
This incident has sparked conversations about the authenticity of political candidates’ personal lives.
32 Comments
Please tell me this fucking spare has a cat, lmao.
Not creepy at all
We are living in The Onion universe.
I wonder which sitcom he was watching that gave him the idea.
How is eventually having to explain this a better option than just being honest? So weird
WiErD
Lol
Did he intend to put them on retainer in case he won?
Just own it. Not being married isn’t something to be ashamed of, but pretending to be sure is.
Fucking loser.
The GOP contempt for the citizens they are supposed to represent is astonishing. When the guy was questioned regarding the ‘Family Photos’ his campaign spins it as just some ‘Female Supporters’ and there ‘Children’. Laughable
Ok now I want to know more about his friend. And his friend’s wife.
After looking at his picture, I’m certain he’s going to be arrested by an undercover cop at an airport bathroom in five years.
Weird.
We’re really doing this now. Cool…
>The Republican candidate recently revealed on social media that he is engaged to his girlfriend, Maggie, and has posted pictures of her — she is decidedly not the woman featured in the photos and videos.
After which he stated, “Maggie lives in Canada – you probably never met her before.”
Beard
The Onion headline got me again. Oh-wait
No integrity, No shame, but definitely extremely WEIRD!
Why do I not find this story surprising?
So who is the boyfriend?
Well it’s not like he could do the photo-op with the Nigerian twink he’s currently “dating.” (pass it on)
Non-paywall version here: https://archive.ph/Ulbra
Lmao what? America is just not real
Why are conservatives so weird
So he’s a childless cat dad?
This is a thing among conservatives. If you don’t have a marriage and kids, it’s viewed as something is wrong with you. Just like this candidate thinks he needs the image of family in order to win.
Look at JD Vance’s opinion of childless women.
Put those kids back where you got them from, Derrick.
A GOP lying and deceiving not a shocker but the fucking dude lending his family out like that! WTF kind of low life does that to his family?
Oh, if he’s childless, does that mean he gets less of a say in the country? Someone tell JD Vance!
I’d like to remind everyone reading this that Howard Dean was laughed off the presidential ticket for saying “Byah”.
Nowadays you can bang teen’s at a high school party, you can plot with Russian operatives, you can saw the head off a whale. 2024 is a banger for horrific people.
This is a guy that keeps in the insert on the picture frame he bought and claims it’s his girlfriend
Hey remember when the MAGA crazies started posting all those ridiculous lies that Walz’s dog wasn’t really his, but just a photo-op? And we all knew that it definitely was good ol’ GOProjection?
Welp, we finally found the source! Shoulda guessed the GOP would be making up whole families.
I know it is played out but that is weird as shit
Why do they feel like having a family is such a big deal?
There was a Gallagher joke about his response when they trot their families out for the press:
“Oh good, his dick works.”
This incident has sparked conversations about the authenticity of political candidates’ personal lives.