Probably cause at the last minute he will somehow call it rigged against him, and not show.
TheViolaRules on
Good. Keep thinking that
I_like_baseball90 on
This was literally Trump’s theory as well and you saw how that went.
Vance seems like a fucking idiot. I’m baffled this guy has been elected to anything.
Zepcleanerfan on
They’re Eating the Dogs part 2
DriftlessDairy on
“I’m already an accomplished liar,” explained Vance.
Newscast_Now on
Latest approval polls:
Overcooked broccoli: 23%
COVID19: 28%
Adolf Hitler: 15%
Dirty socks: 24%
JD Vance: 3%
😛
Angryboda on
You are right, JD. You don’t need to do anything to prepare
Big_Discipline_9666 on
VP debate? Easy as ordering a donut
Jack_Q_Frost_Jr on
After every question he asks himself “What answer will make Trump the least angry?”
Big_Knobber on
5 bucks he brings up haitian voodoo rituals that nobody is talking about. YET.
ambientocclusion on
Whatever makes sense. Ok.
Castle-Fire on
Because he saw how the base reacted to trump getting trounced: they are still claiming he did amazing. So Vance knows it doesn’t matter what he says or what Walz says–the base will say Vance won no matter what
OppositeDifference on
This tells me that he’s spending every spare moment preparing.
Keep in mind a few things. Yes, JD Vance is a bit of an awkward clown with more baggage than a 747 the day before Thanksgiving…
But he’s also aggressive, speaks clearly, and is EXTREMELY motivated to pull every single dirty trick and manipulation available to come off the debate with the best sound bytes.
He’s not going to try to come off as somebody the majority of people want to vote for, he’s going to try to land as many applause lines as he can so that Fox News can play them on repeat for the next month.
I firmly believe Walz will hold his own in the debate, but this will not be a cake walk.
Weekly-Ad-7709 on
He could barely manage to order donuts. I’m sure he’ll be fine.
HandsomePistachio on
Because not preparing worked out so well for Trump. These idiots just can’t learn, can they?
im_rusty_shakleford on
I believe him. No amount of practice will make him a competent, likeable, or sane person.
conqr787 on
I can well imagine why a man who, by his own admission ‘creates stories’, would not need to.
underbloodredskies on
Dear Governor Walz,
Please take this smug bastard to the woodshed. 🙏
BlueDragonfly18 on
Don’t disregard him. His tactic is to sound confident and use terms that confuse the average voter. They won’t understand what he is saying to any meaningful degree, but by delivering it confidently MAGA voters will think he won the argument. He is also the type of guy to do the gish gallop, so Tim needs to know how to combat that effectively (and that is very hard to counter in a debate).
barneyrubbble on
Notice he didn’t say no preparation. It takes at least a few minutes to put eyeliner on.
Large_Fee_106 on
Yup just like Trump said and look how that turned out.
You have to remember, Walz is a retired teacher and also retired Senior Enlisted after 28 years in uniform. He has dealt with plenty of bratty and spoiled kids. And don’t even get started on the lying ass privates trying to get out of training that he had to smoke. He’s gonna make JD cry lol.
Travelerdude on
Yeah, how did that work out for your boss?
OldManPip5 on
Republicans can’t find anyone on their side who can accurately stand in for Walz.
Writer10 on
Vance hitting up Sephora for concealer to cover the black eye Walz is about to give him.
utti on
> However, The New York Times has reported that Vance is spending several days hosting prep sessions in rural Michigan this week.
JD Vance seems like the type of person in school who would stress and study meticulously for an exam, get an A, then brag, “I didn’t even know we had a test. I guess I’m just that good.”
printerdsw1968 on
Lol, look at JD Couch lowering expectations in advance.
brainiacpimp on
I take he is going to try to get Walz to lose his cool but throwing insults. He has been trying this since day one and feel like he is in the clear because Walz won’t stoop to that level or want to drag him down. Walz needs to make all of whatever insults come out of Vance’s mouth come off as weird but not go back and forth but have a quick wit “this guy is weird” response and keep talking policies. Harris didn’t fall for the bait when Trump didn’t so I am hoping Walz won’t either but I have a feeling Vance will mention his son because it looks to be a sure fire way to get under Walz skin. Hopefully Pete is working with Walz on this. The only other poison pill Vance could have is to attack Minnesota to try to spread a lie which will turn it into Springfield because honestly they have no policies that isn’t project 2025. They talk about problems but have no solutions or ideas to attempt to fix them. Walz needs to put Vance on the spot and force him to give an answer to a question on how he will fix economic issues. When he avoids it take stabs at every chance to bring up the fact that he has no solutions. Vance will definitely say something that will hurt his and trump’s campaign just like he did when he said Trump and old veto an abortion ban when pressed.
snowstorm608 on
He doesn’t have to prepare because they’re not actually trying to win. They just need to keep it close enough so that the Supreme Court can steal it for them.
3rdPlaceYoureFired on
“Just gonna go up there and lie knowing our party is ok with it”
ferrets4ever on
Wall just needs to throw in an “all along they’ve couched their policies in the vaguest way”
CreditDusks on
Sounds good to me. Let everyone see that unfiltered JD. Great idea. /s
metalyger on
Ken Klippenstein straight up leaked the full pdf document of the Iran hackers about JD Vance today. So maybe it’s a good idea to prepare.
ValkVolk on
Unrealistic but I want Walz to make Vance cry on live TV when he’s against a man he can’t browbeat into being quiet about his lies.
ElectronicMechanic51 on
Ok good. Whatever makes sense
N_Who on
I mean, he’s just gonna walk in there and spit falsehoods, hypocrisy, and bullshit for an hour and a half. He doesn’t need to prepare for it because he’s already been preparing for it his whole life. Falsehoods, hypocrisy, and bullshit is literally all he is.
**Edit:** Sorry, that last sentence was unfair and misinformed. He is those things, but he’s also a creepy weirdo who constantly gives an air of, “How do you do, my fellow human?”
Heavy_Law9880 on
That’s true, he’s just going to lie, whine, and complain until he gets waffle stomped by the Big Dad Energy.
NameLips on
Because Trump/Vance aren’t running on issues. They could care less if Harris/Walz out-argue them on the issues.
They’re running on “only we can stop the socialist liberal trans woke fascist antifas from destroying the Christian holy white conservative patriots.”
cybercosmonaut on
You don’t have to prepare to make up fictional stories about immigrants.
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cuz he can lie the whole time
I can’t wait for Walz to destroy him.
Probably cause at the last minute he will somehow call it rigged against him, and not show.
Good. Keep thinking that
This was literally Trump’s theory as well and you saw how that went.
Vance seems like a fucking idiot. I’m baffled this guy has been elected to anything.
They’re Eating the Dogs part 2
“I’m already an accomplished liar,” explained Vance.
Latest approval polls:
Overcooked broccoli: 23%
COVID19: 28%
Adolf Hitler: 15%
Dirty socks: 24%
JD Vance: 3%
😛
You are right, JD. You don’t need to do anything to prepare
VP debate? Easy as ordering a donut
After every question he asks himself “What answer will make Trump the least angry?”
5 bucks he brings up haitian voodoo rituals that nobody is talking about. YET.
Whatever makes sense. Ok.
Because he saw how the base reacted to trump getting trounced: they are still claiming he did amazing. So Vance knows it doesn’t matter what he says or what Walz says–the base will say Vance won no matter what
This tells me that he’s spending every spare moment preparing.
Keep in mind a few things. Yes, JD Vance is a bit of an awkward clown with more baggage than a 747 the day before Thanksgiving…
But he’s also aggressive, speaks clearly, and is EXTREMELY motivated to pull every single dirty trick and manipulation available to come off the debate with the best sound bytes.
He’s not going to try to come off as somebody the majority of people want to vote for, he’s going to try to land as many applause lines as he can so that Fox News can play them on repeat for the next month.
I firmly believe Walz will hold his own in the debate, but this will not be a cake walk.
He could barely manage to order donuts. I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Because not preparing worked out so well for Trump. These idiots just can’t learn, can they?
I believe him. No amount of practice will make him a competent, likeable, or sane person.
I can well imagine why a man who, by his own admission ‘creates stories’, would not need to.
Dear Governor Walz,
Please take this smug bastard to the woodshed. 🙏
Don’t disregard him. His tactic is to sound confident and use terms that confuse the average voter. They won’t understand what he is saying to any meaningful degree, but by delivering it confidently MAGA voters will think he won the argument. He is also the type of guy to do the gish gallop, so Tim needs to know how to combat that effectively (and that is very hard to counter in a debate).
Notice he didn’t say no preparation. It takes at least a few minutes to put eyeliner on.
Yup just like Trump said and look how that turned out.
You have to remember, Walz is a retired teacher and also retired Senior Enlisted after 28 years in uniform. He has dealt with plenty of bratty and spoiled kids. And don’t even get started on the lying ass privates trying to get out of training that he had to smoke. He’s gonna make JD cry lol.
Yeah, how did that work out for your boss?
Republicans can’t find anyone on their side who can accurately stand in for Walz.
Vance hitting up Sephora for concealer to cover the black eye Walz is about to give him.
> However, The New York Times has reported that Vance is spending several days hosting prep sessions in rural Michigan this week.
JD Vance seems like the type of person in school who would stress and study meticulously for an exam, get an A, then brag, “I didn’t even know we had a test. I guess I’m just that good.”
Lol, look at JD Couch lowering expectations in advance.
I take he is going to try to get Walz to lose his cool but throwing insults. He has been trying this since day one and feel like he is in the clear because Walz won’t stoop to that level or want to drag him down. Walz needs to make all of whatever insults come out of Vance’s mouth come off as weird but not go back and forth but have a quick wit “this guy is weird” response and keep talking policies. Harris didn’t fall for the bait when Trump didn’t so I am hoping Walz won’t either but I have a feeling Vance will mention his son because it looks to be a sure fire way to get under Walz skin. Hopefully Pete is working with Walz on this. The only other poison pill Vance could have is to attack Minnesota to try to spread a lie which will turn it into Springfield because honestly they have no policies that isn’t project 2025. They talk about problems but have no solutions or ideas to attempt to fix them. Walz needs to put Vance on the spot and force him to give an answer to a question on how he will fix economic issues. When he avoids it take stabs at every chance to bring up the fact that he has no solutions. Vance will definitely say something that will hurt his and trump’s campaign just like he did when he said Trump and old veto an abortion ban when pressed.
He doesn’t have to prepare because they’re not actually trying to win. They just need to keep it close enough so that the Supreme Court can steal it for them.
“Just gonna go up there and lie knowing our party is ok with it”
Wall just needs to throw in an “all along they’ve couched their policies in the vaguest way”
Sounds good to me. Let everyone see that unfiltered JD. Great idea. /s
Ken Klippenstein straight up leaked the full pdf document of the Iran hackers about JD Vance today. So maybe it’s a good idea to prepare.
Unrealistic but I want Walz to make Vance cry on live TV when he’s against a man he can’t browbeat into being quiet about his lies.
Ok good. Whatever makes sense
I mean, he’s just gonna walk in there and spit falsehoods, hypocrisy, and bullshit for an hour and a half. He doesn’t need to prepare for it because he’s already been preparing for it his whole life. Falsehoods, hypocrisy, and bullshit is literally all he is.
**Edit:** Sorry, that last sentence was unfair and misinformed. He is those things, but he’s also a creepy weirdo who constantly gives an air of, “How do you do, my fellow human?”
That’s true, he’s just going to lie, whine, and complain until he gets waffle stomped by the Big Dad Energy.
Because Trump/Vance aren’t running on issues. They could care less if Harris/Walz out-argue them on the issues.
They’re running on “only we can stop the socialist liberal trans woke fascist antifas from destroying the Christian holy white conservative patriots.”
You don’t have to prepare to make up fictional stories about immigrants.