Dude straight up said on live tv that he makes up stories. Nothing this couch fuckers say is true. Not even him saying he didn’t fuck a couch.
Uncle_Icky on
You there! Couch fucker! Do you need assistance??
TheWriteMaster on
Looks like he has pretty little braids to match the eyeliner in this picture.
BumpoSplat on
Sounds about right.
Chumlee1917 on
He’s also holding two dozen eggs saying they’re a dozen, what a weirdo
Sorta_clever on
Can someone tell me how a VP has any influence over the price of anything? I’m genuinely curious.
Reciter5613 on
It’s as funny as Fox News shows Trump saying the stock market is bad when showing on the same screen the stock market is great!
welding-guy74 on
Betcha he shoves an egg up his ass while he fucks the couch
Pleaseappeaseme on
There was more bird flu is what I heard. So they went up a bit but not $4.
daveinsf on
*Hey, JD, there’s this new thing called “situational awareness.” maybe you should try it out.*
daveinsf on
Attention to detail has never been a Trump or MAGA strength, but Vance takes lack of attention to detail to a whole new level. Even funnier that he’s holding a flat of eggs, which usually holds 20 eggs (the lo-res pic looks like it could be 25 or 35).
Are they trolling their own base just to see how ridiculous they can get without the MAGAs noticing?
LaughingAtNonsense on
He looks so fucking greasy at all times. Like a d-list Batman villain. No one in the history of the world has ever looked this creepy in a grocery store.
Positive_Law2162 on
Are you gonna believe me or what you see?
LongJohnCopper on
“A dozen eggs used to be $2, and now two dozen eggs are $4! The Harris administration has ruined the price of… *checks notes*… a dozen eggs!”
DJMagicHandz on
While holding a 30 pack of eggs.
Dunge0nMast0r on
If it gets us talking about the issue…
weezo182 on
Saying his kids eat about 100 eggs a week. Wtf
Ct94010 on
Dumb$hit weirdo
Pd245 on
This is how stupid they think the people that’ll vote for them are… don’t vote stupid
Howard_Jones on
Hew holding 2 dozen and saying its 4 bucks. So a dozen is around 2 bucks?
krichard-21 on
My Bride insists on buying free range eggs. They are normally $6 a dozen. Right next to them are eggs for $3 a dozen.
There are choices.
Frankly, corporations are doing some price gouging. Simply look at their profits. It’s really not that complicated.
Think_OfAName on
“$3.00, $4.00, It might as well be $1000 to someone who has to spend all their money buying donuts!!!”
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Dude straight up said on live tv that he makes up stories. Nothing this couch fuckers say is true. Not even him saying he didn’t fuck a couch.
You there! Couch fucker! Do you need assistance??
Looks like he has pretty little braids to match the eyeliner in this picture.
Sounds about right.
He’s also holding two dozen eggs saying they’re a dozen, what a weirdo
Can someone tell me how a VP has any influence over the price of anything? I’m genuinely curious.
It’s as funny as Fox News shows Trump saying the stock market is bad when showing on the same screen the stock market is great!
Betcha he shoves an egg up his ass while he fucks the couch
There was more bird flu is what I heard. So they went up a bit but not $4.
*Hey, JD, there’s this new thing called “situational awareness.” maybe you should try it out.*
Attention to detail has never been a Trump or MAGA strength, but Vance takes lack of attention to detail to a whole new level. Even funnier that he’s holding a flat of eggs, which usually holds 20 eggs (the lo-res pic looks like it could be 25 or 35).
Are they trolling their own base just to see how ridiculous they can get without the MAGAs noticing?
He looks so fucking greasy at all times. Like a d-list Batman villain. No one in the history of the world has ever looked this creepy in a grocery store.
Are you gonna believe me or what you see?
“A dozen eggs used to be $2, and now two dozen eggs are $4! The Harris administration has ruined the price of… *checks notes*… a dozen eggs!”
While holding a 30 pack of eggs.
If it gets us talking about the issue…
Saying his kids eat about 100 eggs a week. Wtf
Dumb$hit weirdo
This is how stupid they think the people that’ll vote for them are… don’t vote stupid
Hew holding 2 dozen and saying its 4 bucks. So a dozen is around 2 bucks?
My Bride insists on buying free range eggs. They are normally $6 a dozen. Right next to them are eggs for $3 a dozen.
There are choices.
Frankly, corporations are doing some price gouging. Simply look at their profits. It’s really not that complicated.
“$3.00, $4.00, It might as well be $1000 to someone who has to spend all their money buying donuts!!!”