Caroline Ellison gets 2 years for covering up Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX fraud

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/09/caroline-ellison-to-2-years-for-covering-up-sam-bankman-frieds-ftx-fraud/

18 Comments

  1. I think I speak for all of humanity, minus maybe Musk and a few others, if I say that I’d also regret lies that cost me $11Bn.

  2. Thin-Concentrate5477 on

    Yall don’t know this. So I be taking the liberty to make yall woke. You don’t want your top bitch to be the pretty one. In fact she needs to be the ugly one. Makes her keep the other bitches in line, ya dig ? You know she will be jealous of the Stacies. She will be on their ass like a hawk to find anything to take them down. That way you can just relax and enjoy while she does all the heavy lifting. It’s just like in Lord of the Rings, the spider takes care of business while the boss is counting the coins, ya dig ?

  3. i’m sorry but…..she is one of the most unattractive women i’ve ever seen

    how the fuck did she get a billionaire?

  4. I mean does she actually have 11 billion? She could get a Nimitz class carrier and all the planes to go with it for that amount. Probably a few of the escorts like the fueler for aviation fuel with it.