It’s a good thing Vance already confessed to this on national TV.
ButtholeCharles on
Oop. This is unexpected spiciness on a Tuesday.
Turns out maybe you can’t just say whatever you want and talk shit.
19Chris96 on
This is funny. Not only that, this is crimes against humanity.
roughingupthesuspect on
lol, Vance charged in his own state. Should be easy to find…
LittleBallOfWait on
>The following charges were filed:
* Disrupting public service — by causing widespread bomb and other threats that resulted in massive disruptions to the public services in Springfield, Ohio;
* Making false alarms — by knowingly causing alarm in the Springfield community by continuing to repeat lies that state and local officials have said were false;
* Committing telecommunications harassment — by spreading claims they know to be false during the presidential debate, campaign rallies, nationally televised interviews, and social media;
* Committing aggravated menacing in violation — by knowingly making intimidating statements with the intent to abuse, threaten, or harass the recipients, including Trump’s threat to deport immigrants who are here legally to Venezuela, a land they have never known;
* Committing aggravated menacing — by knowingly causing others to falsely believe that members of Springfield’s Haitian community would cause serious physical harm to the person or property of others in Springfield; and
* Violating the prohibition against complicity — by conspiring with one another and spreading vicious lies that caused innocent parties to be parties to their various crimes.
I mean, they have Vance on CNN telling the host that they were all lies and that he will continue to lie to get outfits like CNN to pay attention to their desperate campaign to ~~keep Trump out of prison~~ get Trump elected.
Edit: JFC, I fixed the formatting!!!
JudithMTeshima on
Trump is successful because he threatens whoever gets in his way, such as Robert Mueller, Merrick Garland, Congress and the Supreme Court. Whoever stands up to him is a hero comparable to the Founding Fathers.
gasahold on
Another mug shot is on it’s way!
longswordsuperfuck on
Committed “menacing” I love it. Can I sue him for being a menace too?
overcomebyfumes on
I got all excited when i read the headline, but:
>The leader of the nonprofit Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against former president Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, for the chaos that ensued from their uncorroborated statements about immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating pets, according to the Cleveland law firm representing the agency.
>The Chandra Law Firm says the nonprofit used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”
…
>Through the filing, the nonprofit asks the court to affirm probable cause and to issue arrest warrants.
>The court must have a hearing before rejecting the affidavit as part of the legal process.
So the City filing charges would be one thing, but charges brought by private citizens have to go in front of a judge, who can throw them out.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed, but I’m not hopeful.
acrylicsunrise on
Citizens doing the Governor’s job. Immigrants no less.
stonedhillbillyXX on
Filing criminal charges and pressing charges… that is a power of Prosecutors and District Attorneys, they do that. Not citizens. Citizens file a police report or complaint. It irks me to no end how misunderstood that is.
So right off I was skeptical. Sure enough…
>The Chandra Law Firm says the nonprofit used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”
Further in the article, after the list of offenses they allege
>The court must have a hearing before rejecting the affidavit as part of the legal process.
Those are the only two sentences in the article that are actually relevant.
Dig in boys
Hosni__Mubarak on
Turns out the Haitians were coming after little bitches all along.
Ratchet_Barbie on
Good.
rogozh1n on
Good for them.
This will be dismissed early, but this is not a frivolous case and the accusations are very real. We have laws to protect the civil order, and I suspect that the intentional lies spread by the campaign may have violated some of them.
In a just world, this would go in front of a jury to decide if there are laws that are specific to the acts of the trump/vance campaign. That won’t happen, though.
snoopingforpooping on
A nominee for a major party in the United States of America.
Im so sick of this shit. Vote Harris and every Democrat on the ticket.
MrBalance1255 on
It’s about fucking time!
Techno_Core on
Well, if “Yelling “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.” has any teeth to it, this has to be a textbook case, what with Vance admitting he made it up.
Due-Egg4743 on
Cats and dogs getting their revenge.
SuckMyGock on
You just know it bugs Republicans to get sued by migrants using our legal system against them. They’re FUMING.
Dapper-Membership on
I love how Cheung alludes to Springfield Haitians as “illegal immigrants” but in this case these folks are here LEGALLY which in my opinion makes things more damning.
Sadly, nothing will come of it. Supreme
Court has been bought and paid for.
cookinthescuppers on
Vance is now his apprentice in how to game the system for real
NormalizeNormalUS on
I am so glad they did this.
Bluegrass_Bourbon on
There’s no couches in the big house, JD.
Neoliberal_Boogeyman on
Bleed the coffers
Keunster on
Doesnt matter. Nothing will come of this
newt_here on
I hope the Haitians get their victory. And I hope that couch presses charges too!
wasaguest on
So, Trump is in direct violation of his parole?
Consequences, or “Nah. Just vote.”
edipeisrex on
I know it won’t happen but it would be funny if this lie lost Trump Ohio
Past_Situation on
I absolutely and totally LOVE THIS!
Whorrox on
SCOTUS will respond very soon, granting presidential candidates immunity…
sluttttt on
Okay, good.
AlexHimself on
We’re all sitting here thinking, *”it has to be illegal to just makeup all this pet-eating bullshit and repeat it over and over.”*
About time. I’m just wondering how strong this state statute is allowing citizens to file charges.
I think the state should have, but is obviously reluctant and they don’t want to be “political”, so they haven’t.
This **FORCES** the state to review the charges and either agree with them or decline and explain why they declined. The problem is the crimes are pretty straight forward so they might be compelled to act.
ConsiderationWild833 on
Now do Arlington
BeginningOil5960 on
More reasons to vote Harris-Walz:
✅ No active litigation against either of them during the 2024 election cycle (currently): especially by an entire population in a city that they specifically mentioned during the campaign
✅ No existing convictions on either of them, especially Harris as potential POTUS
(There are more reasons but let’s focus here for now)
Theonetruepappy94 on
What excuse are MAGATS using for this?
MinorThreat83 on
Calling it now. Somehow Trump gets off without a smack on the wrist and JD Vance ends up on death row.
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It’s a good thing Vance already confessed to this on national TV.
Oop. This is unexpected spiciness on a Tuesday.
Turns out maybe you can’t just say whatever you want and talk shit.
This is funny. Not only that, this is crimes against humanity.
lol, Vance charged in his own state. Should be easy to find…
>The following charges were filed:
* Disrupting public service — by causing widespread bomb and other threats that resulted in massive disruptions to the public services in Springfield, Ohio;
* Making false alarms — by knowingly causing alarm in the Springfield community by continuing to repeat lies that state and local officials have said were false;
* Committing telecommunications harassment — by spreading claims they know to be false during the presidential debate, campaign rallies, nationally televised interviews, and social media;
* Committing aggravated menacing in violation — by knowingly making intimidating statements with the intent to abuse, threaten, or harass the recipients, including Trump’s threat to deport immigrants who are here legally to Venezuela, a land they have never known;
* Committing aggravated menacing — by knowingly causing others to falsely believe that members of Springfield’s Haitian community would cause serious physical harm to the person or property of others in Springfield; and
* Violating the prohibition against complicity — by conspiring with one another and spreading vicious lies that caused innocent parties to be parties to their various crimes.
I mean, they have Vance on CNN telling the host that they were all lies and that he will continue to lie to get outfits like CNN to pay attention to their desperate campaign to ~~keep Trump out of prison~~ get Trump elected.
Edit: JFC, I fixed the formatting!!!
Trump is successful because he threatens whoever gets in his way, such as Robert Mueller, Merrick Garland, Congress and the Supreme Court. Whoever stands up to him is a hero comparable to the Founding Fathers.
Another mug shot is on it’s way!
Committed “menacing” I love it. Can I sue him for being a menace too?
I got all excited when i read the headline, but:
>The leader of the nonprofit Haitian Bridge Alliance filed charges against former president Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, for the chaos that ensued from their uncorroborated statements about immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, eating pets, according to the Cleveland law firm representing the agency.
>The Chandra Law Firm says the nonprofit used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”
…
>Through the filing, the nonprofit asks the court to affirm probable cause and to issue arrest warrants.
>The court must have a hearing before rejecting the affidavit as part of the legal process.
So the City filing charges would be one thing, but charges brought by private citizens have to go in front of a judge, who can throw them out.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed, but I’m not hopeful.
Citizens doing the Governor’s job. Immigrants no less.
Filing criminal charges and pressing charges… that is a power of Prosecutors and District Attorneys, they do that. Not citizens. Citizens file a police report or complaint. It irks me to no end how misunderstood that is.
So right off I was skeptical. Sure enough…
>The Chandra Law Firm says the nonprofit used a state statute allowing private citizens to “file an affidavit charging the offense committed.”
Further in the article, after the list of offenses they allege
>The court must have a hearing before rejecting the affidavit as part of the legal process.
Those are the only two sentences in the article that are actually relevant.
Dig in boys
Turns out the Haitians were coming after little bitches all along.
Good.
Good for them.
This will be dismissed early, but this is not a frivolous case and the accusations are very real. We have laws to protect the civil order, and I suspect that the intentional lies spread by the campaign may have violated some of them.
In a just world, this would go in front of a jury to decide if there are laws that are specific to the acts of the trump/vance campaign. That won’t happen, though.
A nominee for a major party in the United States of America.
Im so sick of this shit. Vote Harris and every Democrat on the ticket.
It’s about fucking time!
Well, if “Yelling “FIRE!” in a crowded theater.” has any teeth to it, this has to be a textbook case, what with Vance admitting he made it up.
Cats and dogs getting their revenge.
You just know it bugs Republicans to get sued by migrants using our legal system against them. They’re FUMING.
I love how Cheung alludes to Springfield Haitians as “illegal immigrants” but in this case these folks are here LEGALLY which in my opinion makes things more damning.
Sadly, nothing will come of it. Supreme
Court has been bought and paid for.
Vance is now his apprentice in how to game the system for real
I am so glad they did this.
There’s no couches in the big house, JD.
Bleed the coffers
Doesnt matter. Nothing will come of this
I hope the Haitians get their victory. And I hope that couch presses charges too!
So, Trump is in direct violation of his parole?
Consequences, or “Nah. Just vote.”
I know it won’t happen but it would be funny if this lie lost Trump Ohio
I absolutely and totally LOVE THIS!
SCOTUS will respond very soon, granting presidential candidates immunity…
Okay, good.
We’re all sitting here thinking, *”it has to be illegal to just makeup all this pet-eating bullshit and repeat it over and over.”*
About time. I’m just wondering how strong this state statute is allowing citizens to file charges.
I think the state should have, but is obviously reluctant and they don’t want to be “political”, so they haven’t.
This **FORCES** the state to review the charges and either agree with them or decline and explain why they declined. The problem is the crimes are pretty straight forward so they might be compelled to act.
Now do Arlington
More reasons to vote Harris-Walz:
✅ No active litigation against either of them during the 2024 election cycle (currently): especially by an entire population in a city that they specifically mentioned during the campaign
✅ No existing convictions on either of them, especially Harris as potential POTUS
(There are more reasons but let’s focus here for now)
What excuse are MAGATS using for this?
Calling it now. Somehow Trump gets off without a smack on the wrist and JD Vance ends up on death row.