Trump: “Climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese”
Also Trump: “Why are there so many droughts?!”
Also Trump – HE’S A FUCKING RAPIST. Why are we normalizing this piece of shit?
Hopeful_Tea_8940 on
He’s now the kid in HS that promised half days every Friday if you voted for him for student body president! 😅
“Vote for me and I will get installed a slushie machine in the cafeteria!”
Chumlee1917 on
“We need human sacrifices so that I your new god can bring the rains.”
GhostOfDino on
He will literally say and promise anything to get elected. Everyone will be millionaires, you’ll all have three cars and bigh screen TVs. It will rain everyday except on your wedding day. People are saying.
It’s insulting to even substandard intelligence.
CalabreseAlsatian on
You really have to have a room-temperature IQ to believe anything this asshat says
NotTobyFromHR on
This can’t be real.
Greedy-Bookkeeper460 on
Trump was president, did the rain increase 2016-2020?
ExistingTheDream on
While tears are composed mostly of water and do fall in droplets, they are not rain.
prrosey on
He says rain but what he really wants to say is reign. What a loser wanna-be dictator.
Legitimate_Soft5585 on
He knows the best clouds. The best low pressure systems. El Nino is his maid.
olddawg43 on
Given that this is coming from the Maga Republicans, the best we can hope for from them is that they would all be pissing on us and calling it rain..
nice-view-from-here on
He will sign an executive order for rain. Don’t say he didn’t act.
mnlion33 on
He’ll turn the faucet on
omghorussaveusall on
Is he running for student council president?
Lifesalchemy on
Narf234 on
eastbay77 on
Why didn’t he do this when he was president? Something tells me he’s lying.
MY___MY___MY on
Golden showers for everyone!
Syphilis free!
SugarInvestigator on
It’ll be raining lib tears I assume
SnarkyOrchid on
Is this real? Can’t tell.
ohbenito on
rain dance- double air dicking
Eastern-Nothing-8389 on
Trump’s going to personally turn that faucet in Canada for everyone down south. That’s how tru.p rolls. He can do biggly things. One of them is lie like no other.
SanDiegoFishingCo on
AFTER if you elect me i will personally see to it that the next slot machine you pull is a jackpot
JackSpadesSI on
I’m assuming this is fake because he didn’t call California a failed state or other BS.
96ewok on
Utah Governor Spenser Cox told the state to pray for rain. The following year we had above average participation. He took credit for it.
RedditBot90 on
Makin’ it “rain“
gobsmacked247 on
Does it seem like trump is checking the news and just finding shit to support and say he will make better?
PsychologicalBee1801 on
Reminds me of Team America
Lisa : Promise me you’ll never die.
Gary Johnston : You know I can’t promise that.
Lisa : If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston : I promise I’ll never die.
Trump will promise voters anything to win. Even not dying
andrefishmusic on
He’ll turn on the huge faucet that nobody knows about and the water will flow like no one has ever seen before …
Trumpswells on
Tame droughts with sputtering spit.
A_Gent_4Tseven on
Is it bad that I can’t tell if this is fake or real?
No… he’s that bad, that it’s that hard to tell what’s fake and real.
I mean, why don’t we just turn the giant arctic faucet so it pours onto land? If it’s not the kind of faucet that turns, surely we can engineer something to redirect that water back to LA.
/s
Lelnen on
This has to be fake, surely he doesnt believe his cult members are stupid enough to think he can make it rain…. right?
surfdad67 on
This motherfucker is Pedro
MoochoMaas on
His dance moves make sense now …
Jerking off the clouds till it “rains”
AnastasiaNo70 on
What is he gonna do, rain dances?
Coke in all the water fountains! Recess all day! No more tests! No more books! No more teachers’ dirty looks!
jgreever3 on
Is that what the double hand job dance does? Makes it rain?
CurrentlyLucid on
So..he can control the weather now? Put him away, get him meds.
FlaAirborne on
Do you mean a Shower? A Golden shower? Like in Russia? That kinda rain?
LawPD on
This has got to be satire. I mean not even Donnie would be dumb enough to post something this insanely stupid, right?
Carl-99999 on
Rain dance? Hell no, that’s natives only. Don’t dare try and do it, you’ll probably just summon Satan by mistake!
BeardedSkier on
51% chance this is fake (sad I’m not 100% certain). There’s no reference to the fact that he would draw the bigliest crowd to his rain dance ever. Or that all the astrologists (because of course he’d get it wrong) are saying so. (Holding bible upside down) ” Jesus himself came to me and said the 40 days and 40 nights of rain on his ark (again wrong figure) wouldn’t be enough, but it was the best his dad could do. He knew his dad couldn’t make can make it rain like Trump could, so Jesus came to me, with tears in his eyes, and asked for 140 days and 140 nights of rain. And we’re gonna do it folks. We’re gonna do it. Maybe more. I dunno. We’ll have a plan very soon. Plants will love it. The fish too. Big fish. Great fish. Who knows, maybe we’ll do a thousand days and a thousand nights of rain. Wouldn’t that be great folks? But the crowd size at my rain dance – you gotta come just to see it. You’ll never see anything like it again.
snvoigt on
Is he blaming Biden and Harris for lack of rain?
ice_nyne on
Rainmaker is the perfect on-brand snake oil swindler type for Trump to claim he will be.
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Golden showers for everyone.
he will release the pee(-tape)…..
Trump: “Climate change is a hoax invented by the Chinese”
Also Trump: “Why are there so many droughts?!”
Also Trump – HE’S A FUCKING RAPIST. Why are we normalizing this piece of shit?
He’s now the kid in HS that promised half days every Friday if you voted for him for student body president! 😅
“Vote for me and I will get installed a slushie machine in the cafeteria!”
“We need human sacrifices so that I your new god can bring the rains.”
He will literally say and promise anything to get elected. Everyone will be millionaires, you’ll all have three cars and bigh screen TVs. It will rain everyday except on your wedding day. People are saying.
It’s insulting to even substandard intelligence.
You really have to have a room-temperature IQ to believe anything this asshat says
This can’t be real.
Trump was president, did the rain increase 2016-2020?
While tears are composed mostly of water and do fall in droplets, they are not rain.
He says rain but what he really wants to say is reign. What a loser wanna-be dictator.
He knows the best clouds. The best low pressure systems. El Nino is his maid.
Given that this is coming from the Maga Republicans, the best we can hope for from them is that they would all be pissing on us and calling it rain..
He will sign an executive order for rain. Don’t say he didn’t act.
He’ll turn the faucet on
Is he running for student council president?
Why didn’t he do this when he was president? Something tells me he’s lying.
Golden showers for everyone!
Syphilis free!
It’ll be raining lib tears I assume
Is this real? Can’t tell.
rain dance- double air dicking
Trump’s going to personally turn that faucet in Canada for everyone down south. That’s how tru.p rolls. He can do biggly things. One of them is lie like no other.
AFTER if you elect me i will personally see to it that the next slot machine you pull is a jackpot
I’m assuming this is fake because he didn’t call California a failed state or other BS.
Utah Governor Spenser Cox told the state to pray for rain. The following year we had above average participation. He took credit for it.
Makin’ it “rain“
Does it seem like trump is checking the news and just finding shit to support and say he will make better?
Reminds me of Team America
Lisa : Promise me you’ll never die.
Gary Johnston : You know I can’t promise that.
Lisa : If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston : I promise I’ll never die.
Trump will promise voters anything to win. Even not dying
He’ll turn on the huge faucet that nobody knows about and the water will flow like no one has ever seen before …
Tame droughts with sputtering spit.
Is it bad that I can’t tell if this is fake or real?
No… he’s that bad, that it’s that hard to tell what’s fake and real.
I think Trump thinks this movie was a documentary
https://i.redd.it/q46du793z6qd1.gif
Electrolytes. It’s what the plants crave.Â
I mean, why don’t we just turn the giant arctic faucet so it pours onto land? If it’s not the kind of faucet that turns, surely we can engineer something to redirect that water back to LA.
/s
This has to be fake, surely he doesnt believe his cult members are stupid enough to think he can make it rain…. right?
This motherfucker is Pedro
His dance moves make sense now …
Jerking off the clouds till it “rains”
What is he gonna do, rain dances?
Coke in all the water fountains! Recess all day! No more tests! No more books! No more teachers’ dirty looks!
Is that what the double hand job dance does? Makes it rain?
So..he can control the weather now? Put him away, get him meds.
Do you mean a Shower? A Golden shower? Like in Russia? That kinda rain?
This has got to be satire. I mean not even Donnie would be dumb enough to post something this insanely stupid, right?
Rain dance? Hell no, that’s natives only. Don’t dare try and do it, you’ll probably just summon Satan by mistake!
51% chance this is fake (sad I’m not 100% certain). There’s no reference to the fact that he would draw the bigliest crowd to his rain dance ever. Or that all the astrologists (because of course he’d get it wrong) are saying so. (Holding bible upside down) ” Jesus himself came to me and said the 40 days and 40 nights of rain on his ark (again wrong figure) wouldn’t be enough, but it was the best his dad could do. He knew his dad couldn’t make can make it rain like Trump could, so Jesus came to me, with tears in his eyes, and asked for 140 days and 140 nights of rain. And we’re gonna do it folks. We’re gonna do it. Maybe more. I dunno. We’ll have a plan very soon. Plants will love it. The fish too. Big fish. Great fish. Who knows, maybe we’ll do a thousand days and a thousand nights of rain. Wouldn’t that be great folks? But the crowd size at my rain dance – you gotta come just to see it. You’ll never see anything like it again.
Is he blaming Biden and Harris for lack of rain?
Rainmaker is the perfect on-brand snake oil swindler type for Trump to claim he will be.
I literally can’t tell if this is real or not