Russia ‘fully ready’ for Arctic war with NATO

https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-fully-ready-arctic-war-nato-sergey-lavrov/

25 Comments

  1. No need. russia is leading themselves to ruin all on their own.

    But this is obviously a poor attempt to project power after all their ammunition just got blown up.

  2. By “fully ready” I assume they mean that they are all setup to get their asses handed to them. Oh, and how’s that three day invasion of Ukraine going?

  3. Lol
    Russia be like : We are fully ready to get wtfpwned in an arctic war.
    Our people gonna die but that is a sacrifice im willing to make

  4. Sleestacksrcoming on

    Okay russia.. we believe you. Go to bed now. You must be tired from playing with North Korea all day.

  5. Lol. 80% of them gonna go full hypothermia, the rest will be eaten by polar bears and seals. That’s before NATO arrives.

  6. ‘Finland will the the first to suffer” -Ulyanov

    Umm… kinda hard when all the Russian troops that should be manning the Arctic military districts are rotting in various fields in Ukraine.

  7. nakedundercloth on

    They’re reading themselves against a ghost enemy. Nobody wants a war with them, they want a war with everybody

  8. During the invasion a Russian general and his troops come to a hill.

    They hear a voice shouting: “One Fin can beat ten Russians!”

    The general laughs about it and sends ten of his troops to go kill whoever is on the other side of the hill. There is alot of noise and shooting and after a while silence comes and none of the Russians return.

    The voice speaks once again saying: “One Fin can beat 100 Russians!”

    The general is a little upset by now and sends 150 of his troops to go for sure. Once again there is alot of noise and shooting and once again none of the Russians return.

    The Voice speaks again: “One fin can beat 1000 Russians!”

    The general is fuming and sends 1000 of his best men. The noise and shooting lasts way longer this time and as silence almost settled again one Russian comes crawling back over the hill bleeding from a wound.

    He says: “I beg you, don’t send any more troops, it’s a trap! There are two of them!”

  9. I’m assuming it will be easier for the Russians to win in the Arctic than in an exotic foreign land like Kursk.