Dunno, but I suggest just letting it do whatever it wants.
Iwuvvwuu on
Ill take a wild guess and say its poisoned chicken meat.
Some fuckwit going around poisoning dogs.
snowflakesmasher_86 on
You’ve been turkey slapped
spose_so on
Looks like chicken skin. Probably a bird dropped it. My daughter had a whole chicken drumstick dropped on her by a crow when she was walking home from school.
MeatSuzuki on
Detachable Penis.
Trap-Dad on
Oh sorry I dropped my homonculi
SaltyCaramelPretzel on
That’s raw chicken tenders 🤔fucking weird
Sam-LAB on
I was thinking a dead baby bird but the shaved nutsack cracked me up
makeitlegalaussie on
Someone is using the skin of a chicken to pull themselves with and they left it on ya windowsill?
Gazzmack on
My immediate thought was if you have a dog, this could be rat bait?
littlebitofpuddin on
The ridges make me think it’s a baby bird (we’re in the right time of the year), possibly dropped by a bird of prey?
BattyMcKickinPunch on
Pocket pussy
Powerful-Yoghurt-450 on
If I had to wager a guess, your neighbour was tenderising chicken breast, it stuck to said tenderising hammer, flew out an open kitchen window and now belongs to you. In all of this, hilarity ensued and after the absolute cunt of a day I’ve had, I really wished I’d seen this.
Long_Discipline_5424 on
It looks like a flying pig has come a cropper, look for the rest, a pig roast could be on the menu.
Fragrant-Beautiful83 on
Plumbus
One-Satisfaction-712 on
By the look of the inside of your window, I’m going with lizard people.
Fragluton on
Looks more solid than the window frame, whatever it is.
bobbakerneverafaker on
Its finger licking good
EternalAngst23 on
Aftermath of a bris?
ElmoIsOver on
DollyPatterson on
I thought it looked like octopus
sabatah on
It’s an inside out flesh light
gadhalund on
Bush turkey scrotum. They shed their scrotums in spring usually
BasementJatz on
Butcher birds like to hang their catches in trees. One day I watched one hang a dead snake in my macrame pot holder. Maybe one of them decided this was a good temporary stash spot for some dinner offcuts given to them by a neighbour?
Rough-Tumbleweed-491 on
It looks like skin, probably chicken? Do you have pets? Could your cat have bought it home? Maybe a bird dropped it?
Economy-Car6379 on
Foreskin 🤔
AMCsTheWorkingDead on
Ah, you may have a back alley labiaplasty clinic next door
Slick197053 on
Does your neighbour dislike you . Definitely poultry skin
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Is that meat? Do you have a dog?
It looks a lot like uncooked chicken skin?
Maybe a kite or another bird of prey dropped it?
Pigs ear and some other assorted nibblies
Someones foreskin
Sniff it and see
Maybe a cheeky lick
That’s where I left my nut sack
Dunno, but I suggest just letting it do whatever it wants.
Ill take a wild guess and say its poisoned chicken meat.
Some fuckwit going around poisoning dogs.
You’ve been turkey slapped
Looks like chicken skin. Probably a bird dropped it. My daughter had a whole chicken drumstick dropped on her by a crow when she was walking home from school.
Detachable Penis.
Oh sorry I dropped my homonculi
That’s raw chicken tenders 🤔fucking weird
I was thinking a dead baby bird but the shaved nutsack cracked me up
Someone is using the skin of a chicken to pull themselves with and they left it on ya windowsill?
My immediate thought was if you have a dog, this could be rat bait?
The ridges make me think it’s a baby bird (we’re in the right time of the year), possibly dropped by a bird of prey?
Pocket pussy
If I had to wager a guess, your neighbour was tenderising chicken breast, it stuck to said tenderising hammer, flew out an open kitchen window and now belongs to you. In all of this, hilarity ensued and after the absolute cunt of a day I’ve had, I really wished I’d seen this.
It looks like a flying pig has come a cropper, look for the rest, a pig roast could be on the menu.
Plumbus
By the look of the inside of your window, I’m going with lizard people.
Looks more solid than the window frame, whatever it is.
Its finger licking good
Aftermath of a bris?
I thought it looked like octopus
It’s an inside out flesh light
Bush turkey scrotum. They shed their scrotums in spring usually
Butcher birds like to hang their catches in trees. One day I watched one hang a dead snake in my macrame pot holder. Maybe one of them decided this was a good temporary stash spot for some dinner offcuts given to them by a neighbour?
It looks like skin, probably chicken? Do you have pets? Could your cat have bought it home? Maybe a bird dropped it?
Foreskin 🤔
Ah, you may have a back alley labiaplasty clinic next door
Does your neighbour dislike you . Definitely poultry skin
https://preview.redd.it/tf7rwnwl2ypd1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f49112db3f9997d15d5e261c69864e1b06761fc
Reminents of an overly abused fleshlight
Inside of a fleshlight.
There is only one way to find out. Eat it
They are coming for our dogs our cats and our ducks
I’m not sure, but we need to talk about the mould in your window frame, that’s the more troubling part of this photo.