As soon as they (CAH) started mowing it, it ceased being natural or pristine.
That alone is going to cause them to lose their lawsuit.
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I mean he is an alien who clearly can’t read
somegridplayer on
Look, actual proof of an immigrant ruining land owned by US citizens.
Boggie135 on
They just moved in?
SpockData on
SpaceX really screwed up here.
They literally spoiled land that did not belong to them.
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Elon Musk is such a see you next Tuesday
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From the article. I too thought it was a gag / goof like the Onion with satire…Cards Against Humanity sued SpaceX yesterday, alleging that Elon Musk’s firm illegally took over a plot of land on the US/Mexico border that the party-game company bought in 2017 in an attempt to stymie then-President Trump’s attempt to build a wall.
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>[Cards Against Humanity](https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/) says it mowed the land “and maintained it in its natural state, marking the edge of the lot with a fence and a ‘**No Trespassing’ sign.**”
Well, so much for that
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What is CaH? Some kind of party or something? I googled but could only find a card game and thought they’re some card making company, but I feel I’m missing the point.
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What the people received from CAH, text only, no pictures.
Dear CAH Saves America Subscriber,
We have terrible news. Seven years ago, you paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked your land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
2017: BEFORE MUSK
2024: AFTER MUSK
Just look at it. He fucked it.
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over your gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for half the land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We’ll see you in court.”
So today, we’re announcing Day 7 of Cards Against Humanity Saves America: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SUES ELON MUSK FOR 15 MILLION DOLLARS.
If we win, we’ll split the net proceeds equally among all 150,000 of you, up to $100 each. While this will never be enough to compensate you for the anguish you’ve experienced witnessing Elon Musk defile your once-verdant land—where wild horses galloped freely in the Texas moonlight—we think it’s a pretty good start. Unfortunately, Musk has way more money and lawyers than we do, so you’ll probably get, like, $2 tops.
If you want to increase the pressure on Elon, here’s something you can post on Twitter (the platform he wants you to call “X” for his own sexual gratification):
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
With great vengeance and furious anger,
Cards Against Humanity
Our mailing address is:
Cards Against Humanity
PO Box 316620
Chicago, IL 60631
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The most reddit and cringe game has the most reddit and cringe company behind it. Yuck
andev255 on
a card game suing a rocket company was not on my 2024 bingo
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It’s a pretty cut and dry case. I look forward to them winning.
Dispatcher9 on
Hey, I own part of that. If this is a class action situation. I am in 100%.
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CAH, doing the lord’s work again.
Edit: Oh, shit—they’re serious. Fuck SpaceX.
I’m pretty sure I contributed to that campaign.
As soon as they (CAH) started mowing it, it ceased being natural or pristine.
That alone is going to cause them to lose their lawsuit.
I mean he is an alien who clearly can’t read
Look, actual proof of an immigrant ruining land owned by US citizens.
They just moved in?
SpaceX really screwed up here.
They literally spoiled land that did not belong to them.
Elon Musk is such a see you next Tuesday
From the article. I too thought it was a gag / goof like the Onion with satire…Cards Against Humanity sued SpaceX yesterday, alleging that Elon Musk’s firm illegally took over a plot of land on the US/Mexico border that the party-game company bought in 2017 in an attempt to stymie then-President Trump’s attempt to build a wall.
>[Cards Against Humanity](https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/) says it mowed the land “and maintained it in its natural state, marking the edge of the lot with a fence and a ‘**No Trespassing’ sign.**”
Well, so much for that
What is CaH? Some kind of party or something? I googled but could only find a card game and thought they’re some card making company, but I feel I’m missing the point.
What the people received from CAH, text only, no pictures.
Dear CAH Saves America Subscriber,
We have terrible news. Seven years ago, you paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked your land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
2017: BEFORE MUSK
2024: AFTER MUSK
Just look at it. He fucked it.
How did this happen? Elon Musk’s SpaceX was building some space thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over your gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for half the land’s value. We said, “Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We’ll see you in court.”
So today, we’re announcing Day 7 of Cards Against Humanity Saves America: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY SUES ELON MUSK FOR 15 MILLION DOLLARS.
If we win, we’ll split the net proceeds equally among all 150,000 of you, up to $100 each. While this will never be enough to compensate you for the anguish you’ve experienced witnessing Elon Musk defile your once-verdant land—where wild horses galloped freely in the Texas moonlight—we think it’s a pretty good start. Unfortunately, Musk has way more money and lawyers than we do, so you’ll probably get, like, $2 tops.
If you want to increase the pressure on Elon, here’s something you can post on Twitter (the platform he wants you to call “X” for his own sexual gratification):
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
With great vengeance and furious anger,
Cards Against Humanity
Our mailing address is:
Cards Against Humanity
PO Box 316620
Chicago, IL 60631
The most reddit and cringe game has the most reddit and cringe company behind it. Yuck
a card game suing a rocket company was not on my 2024 bingo
It’s a pretty cut and dry case. I look forward to them winning.
Hey, I own part of that. If this is a class action situation. I am in 100%.
Before: https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/cah-before.jpg
After: https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/cah-after.jpg
Google Maps satellite imagery of the area shows it developed as well, while a photo of that same location shows it as all greenery.
SpaceX fucked up that land big time.
I hope Space Karen gets everything coming to him.
If it’s in Texas, they have a stand your ground law. Fuck those neo-Nazis and anyone who helps them profit.
Not an “invasion”. An invasion.
They straight up took the land and fucked it up, and then low called an offer when they got caught.
Let’s not pretend.
I “own” a share of this land.
What a bizarre headline
And yet people will say if you support CAH you’re a racist, sexist, transphobic, etc piece of shit, because you can make jokes like that in the game.
So all the equipment is now CAH’s.
Fine I’ll buy more cards.
The suit will just get passed down the line to the contractor.
So though they are suing SpaceX, they are going to get restitution from the contractor SpaceX hired’s insurance carrier.