DNA stored on crystal could bring back humanity billions of years after extinction

https://news.sky.com/story/dna-stored-on-crystal-could-bring-back-humanity-billions-of-years-after-extinction-13217533

Posted by topotaul

16 Comments

  1. Hollywood-is-DOA on

    Superman would be proud, as he had information on crystals as well, also the information of his dead civilisation.

  2. Now_Wait-4-Last_Year on

    Horror movie from the far future when an alien civilisation resurrects a great evil.

    “Turns out it’s man.”

  3. PrestigiousGlove585 on

    Humanity with no prior knowledge of its previous existence. It could be trained in the culture of what ever species discovered it. It would only be human in form.

    Also, humanity is evolving. The human on the crystal, may not be the version required in millions of years.

    You could do this in a massive book if you wanted to. With tiny writing. The fact it is on a crystal is irrelevant really.

  4. Shazalamadingdong on

    Whatever you do, don’t store any actual human history on it or it’s a waste of good material.

  5. Crystal storage is cool

    Bringing humans back from extinction is just a hook to get their research in the news cycle, nothing more

  6. PhilosopherOdd155 on

    This got me thinking of the ‘The chicken or the Egg’ dilemma again.

    I need a lie down now. 

  7. John Gray would say this is just another illustration of immorality. In reality the crystal will likely not make it intact through time. Look at the changes to the planet surface over mere millions of years let alone billions. So it can’t be stored anywhere safely. Shooting it into space will not work because of the expansion of the universe. It will never be found.

  8. Launch copies out into various directions in space with a repeating signal from the payload, and see what happens.

  9. I wonder if they’ll look at it and say the closest approximation in their language to “Bloody IKEA instructions, there’s always some bits missing”.

  10. Unfortunately the researcher did not wash their hands after handling their cat…

    Aliens that discover the crystal vials of DNA are now over run by cat boys and cat girls… May the lord have mercy on their souls…

  11. As far as we are aware, interstellar travel is impossible, and should we go extinct the fact that we have used up all of the easily accessible high energy sources of fuel make the rise and technological advancement of anything that comes after us on Earth essentially impossible.

    Nobody is bringing us back.