Oops: Cat at Center of JD Vance’s Pet-Eating Claims Is Alive and Well
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/cat-at-center-of-jd-vance-pet-eating-claims-is-alive-and-well?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dhtwitter&utm_content=null&fbclid=IwY2xjawFYX85leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHaeNW_lV7KdntEpXo7uFF7bPRBXhsPALb-TuY08xgcX0g81qJeuaWSL6HQ_aem_V1JY6egll4NjqUVISlr9Mw
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Great to hear the cat is all well. Shame to hear Vance is mentally ill…
Let’s be honest. Vance made this shit up from nothing and then he looked for “evidence” to retroactively justify his claims after he started getting called out. It never had anything to do with a particular cat going missing or any particular Facebook post.
Glad the cat is okay, though. That’s the important thing.
It’s funny how this dude has continuously buried himself further and further with each day that passes.
The cat is moving from its basement dwelling to living in the heads of all Republicans.
So, what’s the over/under on Vance eating that cat within the next few weeks?
There’s no cat at the center, this just hinges the validity of Vance’s claims on whether or not a particular cat was alive (which could have gone either way) and glosses over the patent absurdity and bigotry of the talking point and proposes the existence of a scenario where it might be justified.
“JD Vance won’t eat pussy, confirmed!”
Well. He knew it was a lie when he lied about it. So, I’m not sure this makes much of a difference.
It was never about the cat. He found someone who accused an immigrant community of a baseless act, that was enough fuel to spread fear and invoke hatred/disgust. Same old playbook.
Vance’s (Schrödinger’s) cat – it’s both been eaten and not been eaten at the same time.
Either that, or it’s got 8 more opportunities to be eaten before it’s completely gone.
Unfortunately we can not say the same for the couch. 😩
Them damned Haitians are out there making zombie cats. First they steal ’em, then they reanimate them with the aim of taking your votes away on election day. – Vance
How long until this cat is the Republican candidate in a local primary?
The damage is done. Besides, it’s not like Vance or the Right actually *cared* if the cat was ok or not. It was just an excuse to rile up the base and get high on collective rage. The goons who like this stuff are gonna believe what they want to believe because they WANT it to be true. For ride-or-die MAGAites, cold reality won’t even dent this narrative. It just goes to show how the Right thinks any form of malfeasance or duplicity is permitted in their so-called “Holy War” for America.
Let’s file this one back under the “no shit” category
J.D. Vance: “Meee?-Owww!” 🐈. Dude is a self flagellating punching bag on a daily basis.
“But my constituents!”
I read about this story being false days ago, if I remember correctly within a few days of the debate
how recently did Vance trot it out? because it’s been debunked for quite a while by the woman herself
Everyone in here is forgetting that the poor cat is down to 8 lives now.
If this is not cause for a reddit-wide demand for a cat photo, what else could be?
His constituents need to bombard his office with real concerns, like healthcare, school funding, infrastructure needs, balancing the Federal budget… We’ll see how quickly he tries to come up with a concept of a plan.
Crisis actor! 😼
Imagine that it’s someone’s job to scroll through nextdoor posts about missing cats to try and pin the blame on Haitians. No mentally sane person is going to go through the tedious process of butchering a cat when they sell chicken for less than 3 dollars a pound.
JD Vance: “But … I was there! It was I who ate the pussy!”
The damage from [Anna Kilgore of Springfield Ohio falsely accusing her Haitian neighbor of kidnapping and eating her cat](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/woman-who-made-haitian-cat-stealing-police-report-found-pet-at-home_n_66eaf106e4b00648275b86da) as reported by Huffington Post cannot be undone just with her apology. What [Erika Lee from that town did to spread that initial false assertion on Facebook](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-just-exploded-springfield-woman-says-never-meant-spark-rumors-haitian-rcna171099) as reported on NBC has become an all-consuming monster. The Haitians and the whole town of Springfield are now marked targets for the MAGAt Nazi brigade.
Plot twist….. This cat has eaten a ton of Haitian immigrants. Monstrous really.
The cat is alive and well, but the owner’s reputation was eaten alive by ~~immigrants~~ a face eating Leopard! And the leopard was her, and her alone.
Fucking MAGA. It’s such an evil cult. If this woman’s identity hadn’t been found out, I bet she’d be really proud of herself for getting Trump & Vance to attack immigrants due to her stupidity. I bet she was proud until people started asking questions about her story.
“WAR ENDS AS ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND IS FOUND ALIVE – ‘How fares Europe?’ asks presumed dead count.” (The Onion, *Our Dumb Century*)
It’s turns out, Racism actually was… ***dramatically removes mask*** …oh, it was Racism the whole time.
“They ate my cat!”
“There it is!”
“It got better.”
They should run an ad with that cat
“The bomb threats will continue until someone eats a cat”
– JD, probably
Apparently you *can* have your cat and eat it too.
Trump eats cats and jd fuks couches