>Dude’s never seen chicken that wasn’t dino-nugget shaped.
A+, no notes.
HorribleDiarrhea on
He’s going to get someone killed
MintBerryCrunchJr on
Maybe the eyeliner is affecting his vision.
Sufficient_Fig_4887 on
Can someone explain why they’ve double down in this nonsense? I just cannot figure out who this clearly outrageous and racist comments and story are playing to. Is Trump trying to shore his mega that’s not gonna win this election. I mean more power to him. Please keep running your mouth with this Ludacris nonsense.
transcriptoin_error on
I saw the headline and I first assumed that “clearly chicken” was referring to Trump not wanting to have another debate.
ParkMan73 on
Vance is without question the worst VP candidate we’ve ever had.
OldBoots on
Moving rapidly from the realm of weird, into the realm of morbidly sick, we give you JD Vance VP Candidate for a totally chaotic and fucked up future of Murica.
oddlotz on
Years of planning and strategy and money and in the final stretch the GOP platform has degenerated into “immigrants are eating pets”.
81305 on
(Walks into grocery store)
“How long have you been selling cat here?”
“What are you talking about?”
” ….ok, good.”
heismanwinner82 on
>Saturday’s repost by Vance, a Yale-educated lawyer who represents the State of Ohio, marks yet another escalation in the anti-immigrant narrative he publicly launched less than a week ago. On Monday, Vance claimed, falsely, that newly-arrived Haitians in Springfield were feasting on their neighbors’ domestic animals, prompting national outrage by the right.
This dipshit still has four years of being a senator after he loses the election. Good grief.
Elegant_Match426 on
There is some viral photo of a (maybe) immigrant man walking with a couple dead geese. The geese were roadkill though, the guy was moving them out of the road.
(and even if he was taking roadkill home to process into food, what’s wrong with that? a lot of folks do that even in certain parts of the US). Hell in Denver here, they had to do a cull a couple years for the abundance of geese around City Park, they actually processed the meat of 1,200 geese and froze it and gave it to the food banks…
math-yoo on
Have you had Haitian chicken? They know how to cook.
specialPonyBoy on
They are still on this?? How stupid are they?
ChaoticMutant on
if you believe that is something other a chicken then you are weird and uneducated.
Silly-Scene6524 on
Can any courts issue a cease and desist? And can the citizens organize a class action defamation suit? This is stochastic terrorism.
Browns45750 on
Hope that clown doesn’t do the normal meet voters outside of a browns game it will be earliest pre snap fuck you ive said in a while
ITeechYoKidsArt on
The couchfucker doesn’t understand donuts so it’s not a big stretch for him to confuse cats and chickens.
Somerset-Sweet on
Crazy transgender cat lady reporting in. The actual cats in the video are lookin’ for handouts. The only thing cats like better than cooked chicken, is canned tuna. If those fine people were cooking a cat, the last thing you’d see within a two mile radius is a living cat. Those ninjas would smoke bomb and vanish as soon as one of their own was taken.
Let’s see if these degenerate MAGAs can spin canned tuna into an attack on transgender people.
Larry-fine-wine on
Imagine you’re a time traveler from 10 or 15 years ago and reading these headlines in the middle of a presidential election. Fascists take things off the rails quickly.
martapap on
So ready for November 5. I’m sick of this stuff.
BDRParty on
>African migrants in Dayton
So, it’s going from undocumented migrants to legal Haitians to Africans? Trump/Vance might as well just start saying non-whites to be deported b/c they’re clearly deviating away from just undocumented people.
Treesbentwithsnow on
I have not seen the mayor or governor standing up for these Haitians. They need to be speaking out more forcefully and more constantly to the whole country and tell trump and Vance to stop it. They should be calling a press conference every day and telling everyone that trump and Vance are lying.
zonicide on
“JD Vance Confused About Eating Pussy; Blames Immigrants.”
AtomicBlastCandy on
I hope everything bad happens to Vance. He’s going to get someone killed
MajesticsEleven on
Hey, you’ll have to forgive “one pump airwinger combat correspondent” blue falcon Vance. He’s only ever seen that sodexo food.
have_course_you_of on
MAGA’s final form will somehow be even more hideous.
2020surrealworld on
This is so pathetic, desperate and disgusting, not only bc it incites violence against humans. But I am very worried that some deranged MAGA cranks will actually start torturing and murdering real, innocent & helpless animals (and post pictures) to provide “proof” to support Vance and Drumpf’s sick lies and fuel hate and fear.
expungant on
Usually before the election candidates try to pivot to the center to get the most votes possible. This appears to be the exact opposite.
Bold strategy, cotton, we’ll see how it works out for you
hypocrisyv4 on
Not only do we need to throughly vanquish these assholes JD Vance legitimately needs to be recalled. He is unfit to serve public office, he has invited literal avowed Nazis to sow terror on his own constituents.
Buck7698 on
Vance is a lying sack of fecal matter.
jsdeprey on
The fact these guys are running a presidential election and have decided to just not stop talking about anything but immigrants eating cats and dogs shows a serious lack of understanding of national issues. WTF
XPN1971 on
Cats are for fricassee-ing, not grillng
juniper_berry_crunch on
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Yale Law School anymore…
Gunningham on
Also the exact reply to “Why doesn’t Donald Trump want another debate?”
MadFlava76 on
As I thought, Trump makes that stupid claim and now the entire GOP has to defend it. What if dementia Don starts saying aliens from space are taking over the earth and wearing human skin. Will the GOP then consider that everything that comes out of that lying mouth might not be true?
ooofest on
Yeah, but who is talking about Project 2025 being their only policy statement NOW?
This is all dangerous misdirection and will most certainly lead into bomb threats for voting precincts on Election Day.
JaVelin-X- on
it’s weird that he’s never seen chicken on a grill. also there’s a bounty now so you’ll soon see people eating cats . they are going to make it happen
sixtyniner on
God damn he’s such a fucking asshole.
April_Mist_2 on
I’m sincerely worried for the pets. They are not in danger from the Haitians, but from the KKK who will be trying to stage some false-flag pet slaughters. Everybody please be careful. Also, maybe stop the jokes about it and try to get this out of the spotlight. Focus on the hate coming in, not on joking about the immigrants. Because obviously am even more worried about the Haitians. Thanks!
gdex86 on
Why are they doing this? Like maybe the racism plays to the base but every time it just reminds normies how bat shit crazy they are. The woman at the center of this recanted so the hope of getting some sort of satanic panic thing started is going to be hard. It’s not taken off in the non crazy news either. Even fox is like “Dude please stop with the cats thing”. The only goal I could possibly see is to distract from the poor debate performance but it’s like taking a dump in your pants to distract from the fact you wet the bed.
illinoishokie on
The VP debate is gonna be a massacre. Walz is gonna wipe the floor with this clown.
Ella0508 on
African immigrants? I thought it was Haitians. Do these people have any knowledge of the world, of geography, of various cultures? Or is it just “black people be black, all alike to me!”?
gobsmacked247 on
Weird effen idiots.
BRIAUGPET on
This weirdo would probably be the first one to eat a cat.
jason_steakums on
This motherfucker wants to play hillbilly and can’t identify weird meat properly, smh
AwesomeExo on
Said it before, but if MAGA would devote half the energy that they put towards manufacturing evidence to pretend Trumps obvious lies are aren’t obvious lies, we’d really be in trouble.
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Weirdest politician in US history?
>Dude’s never seen chicken that wasn’t dino-nugget shaped.
A+, no notes.
He’s going to get someone killed
Maybe the eyeliner is affecting his vision.
Can someone explain why they’ve double down in this nonsense? I just cannot figure out who this clearly outrageous and racist comments and story are playing to. Is Trump trying to shore his mega that’s not gonna win this election. I mean more power to him. Please keep running your mouth with this Ludacris nonsense.
I saw the headline and I first assumed that “clearly chicken” was referring to Trump not wanting to have another debate.
Vance is without question the worst VP candidate we’ve ever had.
Moving rapidly from the realm of weird, into the realm of morbidly sick, we give you JD Vance VP Candidate for a totally chaotic and fucked up future of Murica.
Years of planning and strategy and money and in the final stretch the GOP platform has degenerated into “immigrants are eating pets”.
(Walks into grocery store)
“How long have you been selling cat here?”
“What are you talking about?”
” ….ok, good.”
>Saturday’s repost by Vance, a Yale-educated lawyer who represents the State of Ohio, marks yet another escalation in the anti-immigrant narrative he publicly launched less than a week ago. On Monday, Vance claimed, falsely, that newly-arrived Haitians in Springfield were feasting on their neighbors’ domestic animals, prompting national outrage by the right.
This dipshit still has four years of being a senator after he loses the election. Good grief.
There is some viral photo of a (maybe) immigrant man walking with a couple dead geese. The geese were roadkill though, the guy was moving them out of the road.
(and even if he was taking roadkill home to process into food, what’s wrong with that? a lot of folks do that even in certain parts of the US). Hell in Denver here, they had to do a cull a couple years for the abundance of geese around City Park, they actually processed the meat of 1,200 geese and froze it and gave it to the food banks…
Have you had Haitian chicken? They know how to cook.
They are still on this?? How stupid are they?
if you believe that is something other a chicken then you are weird and uneducated.
Can any courts issue a cease and desist? And can the citizens organize a class action defamation suit? This is stochastic terrorism.
Hope that clown doesn’t do the normal meet voters outside of a browns game it will be earliest pre snap fuck you ive said in a while
The couchfucker doesn’t understand donuts so it’s not a big stretch for him to confuse cats and chickens.
Crazy transgender cat lady reporting in. The actual cats in the video are lookin’ for handouts. The only thing cats like better than cooked chicken, is canned tuna. If those fine people were cooking a cat, the last thing you’d see within a two mile radius is a living cat. Those ninjas would smoke bomb and vanish as soon as one of their own was taken.
Let’s see if these degenerate MAGAs can spin canned tuna into an attack on transgender people.
Imagine you’re a time traveler from 10 or 15 years ago and reading these headlines in the middle of a presidential election. Fascists take things off the rails quickly.
So ready for November 5. I’m sick of this stuff.
>African migrants in Dayton
So, it’s going from undocumented migrants to legal Haitians to Africans? Trump/Vance might as well just start saying non-whites to be deported b/c they’re clearly deviating away from just undocumented people.
I have not seen the mayor or governor standing up for these Haitians. They need to be speaking out more forcefully and more constantly to the whole country and tell trump and Vance to stop it. They should be calling a press conference every day and telling everyone that trump and Vance are lying.
“JD Vance Confused About Eating Pussy; Blames Immigrants.”
I hope everything bad happens to Vance. He’s going to get someone killed
Hey, you’ll have to forgive “one pump airwinger combat correspondent” blue falcon Vance. He’s only ever seen that sodexo food.
MAGA’s final form will somehow be even more hideous.
This is so pathetic, desperate and disgusting, not only bc it incites violence against humans. But I am very worried that some deranged MAGA cranks will actually start torturing and murdering real, innocent & helpless animals (and post pictures) to provide “proof” to support Vance and Drumpf’s sick lies and fuel hate and fear.
Usually before the election candidates try to pivot to the center to get the most votes possible. This appears to be the exact opposite.
Bold strategy, cotton, we’ll see how it works out for you
Not only do we need to throughly vanquish these assholes JD Vance legitimately needs to be recalled. He is unfit to serve public office, he has invited literal avowed Nazis to sow terror on his own constituents.
Vance is a lying sack of fecal matter.
The fact these guys are running a presidential election and have decided to just not stop talking about anything but immigrants eating cats and dogs shows a serious lack of understanding of national issues. WTF
Cats are for fricassee-ing, not grillng
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Yale Law School anymore…
Also the exact reply to “Why doesn’t Donald Trump want another debate?”
As I thought, Trump makes that stupid claim and now the entire GOP has to defend it. What if dementia Don starts saying aliens from space are taking over the earth and wearing human skin. Will the GOP then consider that everything that comes out of that lying mouth might not be true?
Yeah, but who is talking about Project 2025 being their only policy statement NOW?
This is all dangerous misdirection and will most certainly lead into bomb threats for voting precincts on Election Day.
it’s weird that he’s never seen chicken on a grill. also there’s a bounty now so you’ll soon see people eating cats . they are going to make it happen
God damn he’s such a fucking asshole.
I’m sincerely worried for the pets. They are not in danger from the Haitians, but from the KKK who will be trying to stage some false-flag pet slaughters. Everybody please be careful. Also, maybe stop the jokes about it and try to get this out of the spotlight. Focus on the hate coming in, not on joking about the immigrants. Because obviously am even more worried about the Haitians. Thanks!
Why are they doing this? Like maybe the racism plays to the base but every time it just reminds normies how bat shit crazy they are. The woman at the center of this recanted so the hope of getting some sort of satanic panic thing started is going to be hard. It’s not taken off in the non crazy news either. Even fox is like “Dude please stop with the cats thing”. The only goal I could possibly see is to distract from the poor debate performance but it’s like taking a dump in your pants to distract from the fact you wet the bed.
The VP debate is gonna be a massacre. Walz is gonna wipe the floor with this clown.
African immigrants? I thought it was Haitians. Do these people have any knowledge of the world, of geography, of various cultures? Or is it just “black people be black, all alike to me!”?
Weird effen idiots.
This weirdo would probably be the first one to eat a cat.
This motherfucker wants to play hillbilly and can’t identify weird meat properly, smh
Said it before, but if MAGA would devote half the energy that they put towards manufacturing evidence to pretend Trumps obvious lies are aren’t obvious lies, we’d really be in trouble.