Oh boy here we go, let the mess begin…she’s gonna go after him, and after anyone who slights her or whom she thinks slights her…no wonder why the GOP is scared shitless of her.
I think that her antics are gonna consume Trump and his campaign over the next few days. And we’re probably gonna see her come out and say that she is pregnant.
reck1265 on
She may be accurate. I don’t think Trump sees it as dating. He’s just boinking her whenever he wants. There are zero feelings involved here.
ChungusAhUm on
It looks like it’s wearing a mask of its own face.
JubalHarshaw23 on
Is it really Dating when it’s just a quick pump and dump?
ScoutsterReturns on
>I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.
I LOL’d for real. Irony is surely dead.
Etna_No_Pyroclast on
It is completely plausible that she’s pregnant with Trump’s kid. He’s cheated on every one of his wives multiple times. And Melania won’t even be in the same state with him anymore.
>Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.’
But it’s not defamation when you say that about someone else?
>’This is a full blown lie from @billmaher, and he is maliciously and deliberately defaming me’.
I would say she lost the plot, but I dont think she ever found it.
kiltedturtle on
> Loomer is for MAGA World, for (the) people who find Marjorie Taylor Greene too intellectual.
Very scary but a good representation of Loomer’s skills.
P1nCush10n on
She’s just very passionate about her mycology studies.
reddittorbrigade on
The loser and the Loomer.
Imagine these 2 despicable people handling our nation and nuclear weapons.
Please register and vote to avoid disaster.
Parking-Emphasis590 on
>Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation.
PLEASE DO IT.
Worst case: Streisand Effect will of course draw more eyes to the drama.
Best case: To prove defamation, of course, the courts will have to first investigate first if the allegations are true. They’re both creepy enough for it to be at least plausible.
Cephalopod_astronaut on
Well, that settles it then. She isn’t banging Trump.
After all, if you can’t believe an unhinged white supremacist, who can you believe?
fellowuscitizen on
Orange-dog gets it where he can.
hotbutteredsole on
Loomer and the Shroomer
81305 on
Why doesn’t she want people to think they are dating? The guy is a catch! It’s not like he is old enough to be her great-grandfather….
Oh wait… Weird!
Feeling-Ad-2490 on
What the fuck is wrong with her face? I’m getting uncanny valley vibes.
valentino_42 on
I mean, her tit was resting on his gut in one of the photos.
She was close enough to smell the hamberders on his breath.
OneSidedDice on
The MAGAS are probably loving this because it takes people’s attention away from his debate performance and the looming nightmare of Project 2025. Don’t take the bait, ignore them and focus on what matters to the nation and the world and the future of mankind.
Either-Operation7644 on
I can’t get over the fact she’s only 31, she looks about 50.
purplegladys2022 on
There was a recent picture of Trump and Loomer, and she’s literally pressing into him and gazing up adoringly into his pasty white, unbronzered chin. One of the comments was, “If your tits are pressed into his stomach like that, you’re fucking.”
So very, very gross…
Any comments from old, has-been Mel yet???
Fiveofthem on
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
i_s_a_y_n_o_p_e on
Is it just me or does she look like her face is a V for Vendetta mask with a caricature MAGA women’s head painted on it?
If she really is 31 years old (which I very much doubt) it’s a good advertisement not to have Botox or surgery too early in life.
ridethendie on
Every accusation is a confession, and the more vociferously they deny it, the more you know it’s true.
It’s why I don’t believe JD Vance *actually* fucks couches, but I do believe Laura Loomer is fucking Trump
Vilehaust on
Even if it was blatantly true, the cult has proven they don’t give a shit. Three marriages of which he’s cheated on all three of his wives and all they say is “He’s a man’s man and that’s just how men are.”
CommunityGlittering2 on
maybe because the only pictures I see of them she has her breast on him
Iowa_Dave on
Loomer will become MAGA’s Yoko Ono.
kagushiro on
damn, she’s the (ugly) real life version of Stormfront
forceblast on
I’m usually not big on making fun of people’s appearance, but when they’re a terrible person I’ll make an exception.
She is a bizarre looking woman. She looks like if you took the evil queen from a kid’s movie with low quality CGI and re-rendered it with photorealistic textures and shaders.
Her personality is even uglier.
Aftermath16 on
But many people are saying it, Laura. Many people are saying it.
NoGuava9921 on
“Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.’”
Please Laura file a suit so we can see some discovery on you and Mr. Concepts relationship looks like
FrankieMint on
In her tweet, Loomer used the word “blown” three times.
Freudian slip?
Serialfornicator on
My 80 year old aunt told me today that she thinks Loomer is trump’s new Russian handler. It’s pretty obvious something is up here.
Senior-Traffic7843 on
Laura slowly reaches over a pulls down Donald’s diaper. The sexual tension is unbearable for both of them.
HarryBalsag on
I want Laura Loomer to sue Bill Maher so badly; Discovery will be a mother fucker and she doesn’t understand how defamation works.
In order for it to be defamation, he must knowingly spread false information in order to cause material or reputational harm. This bitch has definitely choked on some yeti pubes so good luck on pushing that narrative;
Even on the off chance that she hasn’t, Bill has every reason to believe she has.
epicredditdude1 on
Loomer is such a shameless piece of shit. She dishes it out fine but the second someone gives it back to her she starts crying about lawsuits.
Also it’s obvious Trump is fucking Loomer, who is she kidding?
DevlishAdvocate on
Dating? No? Of course not. That would require some degree of normal human emotions, interaction, and compromise.
Fucking him to win influence and get her hate messages to a wider audience? Yes. It’s plainly obvious.
Also, she said “full blown” multiple times in that denial. Methinks her subconscious was admitting something.
ZeroSumGame007 on
It is INSANE she is 31.
She has screwed her face up with so much filler that she looks like a 65 year old with work.
cerevant on
So, here’s the thing: when you pose for a picture with a friend, or even family, you stand hip to hip. Even if you have an arm around each other.
Couples, on the other hand, will sometimes stand crotch to hip. If my partner were ever standing like Loomer stands next to Trump – crotch to hip, breasts pressed against him – I’d be pretty pissed off.
smokehidesstars on
SHE’S 31?!?!?! Jesus Christ, I thought she was, like, 60. If she wants to sue someone, it should be her plastic surgeon…
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Oh boy here we go, let the mess begin…she’s gonna go after him, and after anyone who slights her or whom she thinks slights her…no wonder why the GOP is scared shitless of her.
I think that her antics are gonna consume Trump and his campaign over the next few days. And we’re probably gonna see her come out and say that she is pregnant.
She may be accurate. I don’t think Trump sees it as dating. He’s just boinking her whenever he wants. There are zero feelings involved here.
It looks like it’s wearing a mask of its own face.
Is it really Dating when it’s just a quick pump and dump?
>I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.
I LOL’d for real. Irony is surely dead.
It is completely plausible that she’s pregnant with Trump’s kid. He’s cheated on every one of his wives multiple times. And Melania won’t even be in the same state with him anymore.
There’s video evidence.
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/S4lwnxXRfH
>Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.’
But it’s not defamation when you say that about someone else?
>’This is a full blown lie from @billmaher, and he is maliciously and deliberately defaming me’.
I would say she lost the plot, but I dont think she ever found it.
> Loomer is for MAGA World, for (the) people who find Marjorie Taylor Greene too intellectual.
Very scary but a good representation of Loomer’s skills.
She’s just very passionate about her mycology studies.
The loser and the Loomer.
Imagine these 2 despicable people handling our nation and nuclear weapons.
Please register and vote to avoid disaster.
>Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation.
PLEASE DO IT.
Worst case: Streisand Effect will of course draw more eyes to the drama.
Best case: To prove defamation, of course, the courts will have to first investigate first if the allegations are true. They’re both creepy enough for it to be at least plausible.
Well, that settles it then. She isn’t banging Trump.
After all, if you can’t believe an unhinged white supremacist, who can you believe?
Orange-dog gets it where he can.
Loomer and the Shroomer
Why doesn’t she want people to think they are dating? The guy is a catch! It’s not like he is old enough to be her great-grandfather….
Oh wait… Weird!
What the fuck is wrong with her face? I’m getting uncanny valley vibes.
I mean, her tit was resting on his gut in one of the photos.
She was close enough to smell the hamberders on his breath.
The MAGAS are probably loving this because it takes people’s attention away from his debate performance and the looming nightmare of Project 2025. Don’t take the bait, ignore them and focus on what matters to the nation and the world and the future of mankind.
I can’t get over the fact she’s only 31, she looks about 50.
There was a recent picture of Trump and Loomer, and she’s literally pressing into him and gazing up adoringly into his pasty white, unbronzered chin. One of the comments was, “If your tits are pressed into his stomach like that, you’re fucking.”
So very, very gross…
Any comments from old, has-been Mel yet???
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Is it just me or does she look like her face is a V for Vendetta mask with a caricature MAGA women’s head painted on it?
If she really is 31 years old (which I very much doubt) it’s a good advertisement not to have Botox or surgery too early in life.
Every accusation is a confession, and the more vociferously they deny it, the more you know it’s true.
It’s why I don’t believe JD Vance *actually* fucks couches, but I do believe Laura Loomer is fucking Trump
Even if it was blatantly true, the cult has proven they don’t give a shit. Three marriages of which he’s cheated on all three of his wives and all they say is “He’s a man’s man and that’s just how men are.”
maybe because the only pictures I see of them she has her breast on him
Loomer will become MAGA’s Yoko Ono.
damn, she’s the (ugly) real life version of Stormfront
I’m usually not big on making fun of people’s appearance, but when they’re a terrible person I’ll make an exception.
She is a bizarre looking woman. She looks like if you took the evil queen from a kid’s movie with low quality CGI and re-rendered it with photorealistic textures and shaders.
Her personality is even uglier.
But many people are saying it, Laura. Many people are saying it.
“Loomer furiously responded on social media, denying any relationship with Trump: ‘I should sue Bill Maher for Defamation. This is beyond the pale and it’s a complete and blatant lie.’”
Please Laura file a suit so we can see some discovery on you and Mr. Concepts relationship looks like
In her tweet, Loomer used the word “blown” three times.
Freudian slip?
My 80 year old aunt told me today that she thinks Loomer is trump’s new Russian handler. It’s pretty obvious something is up here.
Laura slowly reaches over a pulls down Donald’s diaper. The sexual tension is unbearable for both of them.
I want Laura Loomer to sue Bill Maher so badly; Discovery will be a mother fucker and she doesn’t understand how defamation works.
In order for it to be defamation, he must knowingly spread false information in order to cause material or reputational harm. This bitch has definitely choked on some yeti pubes so good luck on pushing that narrative;
Even on the off chance that she hasn’t, Bill has every reason to believe she has.
Loomer is such a shameless piece of shit. She dishes it out fine but the second someone gives it back to her she starts crying about lawsuits.
Also it’s obvious Trump is fucking Loomer, who is she kidding?
Dating? No? Of course not. That would require some degree of normal human emotions, interaction, and compromise.
Fucking him to win influence and get her hate messages to a wider audience? Yes. It’s plainly obvious.
Also, she said “full blown” multiple times in that denial. Methinks her subconscious was admitting something.
It is INSANE she is 31.
She has screwed her face up with so much filler that she looks like a 65 year old with work.
So, here’s the thing: when you pose for a picture with a friend, or even family, you stand hip to hip. Even if you have an arm around each other.
Couples, on the other hand, will sometimes stand crotch to hip. If my partner were ever standing like Loomer stands next to Trump – crotch to hip, breasts pressed against him – I’d be pretty pissed off.
SHE’S 31?!?!?! Jesus Christ, I thought she was, like, 60. If she wants to sue someone, it should be her plastic surgeon…