MAGA Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Deployed ‘Witchcraft’ in Trump Debate

https://www.newsweek.com/maga-pastor-claims-kamala-harris-deployed-witchcraft-trump-debate-1952902

45 Comments

  1. ImmediatelyOrSooner on

    You can just say Republican. It’s 2024, there’s no such thing as a non-MAGA republican anymore.

  2. Just_the_nicest_guy on

    >”When I say ‘witchcraft,’ I am talking about what happened tonight. Occult-empowered deception, manipulation, and domination,” Wallnau wrote early Wednesday morning, following the debate.

    Alright, I’m convinced; I’m voting for Harris. I want a President with magical powers to manipulate and dominate world leaders. Especially after Putin made 45 his bitch.

  3. Antisocial-sKills on

    At this point MAGA’s are so brainwashed they will fall for anything as long as it reinforces the cult narrative.

  4. TSAOutreachTeam on

    Sir, you’re an adult. You don’t have to believe in fairy tales and children’s stories anymore.

  5. Maybe this moron’s church should lose its tax exempt status if it wants to act like a pundit.

    Or maybe that’s the “witchcraft” talking.

    I feel sorry for people who fall for this nonsense. #WakeUp

  6. Is not believing in false profits not one of the big ones in terms of Christianity? Are Witches not false profits? How can the Pastor be a good Christian and also believe in Witches/Witchcraft. I must have slept thur that part in Sunday School.

  7. Soon they will say she secretly turned Haitian, and that she eats babies in baby stew. Wasn’t that the story of HRC and Podesta in 2016 according to the propaganda promoted by Russians and Cambridge Analytica and advanced by the deplorables and many Berners? Spirit cooking they called it.

    Is that going to become a thing again, or have we learned?

  8. Any sufficiently advanced reasoning and logic is indistinguishable from witchcraft…to f@cking morons

  9. Intelligent women who could speak their minds were considered witches in the dark ages. That is where these people want to lead us.

  10. Real-Patriotism on

    > MAGA Pastor

    Blasphemy.

    Simply the notion of a Preacher or a Church Deacon or Elder using their position to be discussing politics is Heretical and unBiblical to the core.

    Hey Jackass, maybe you ought to do a refresher on what Christ said to the Pharisees starting in Matthew 22:15

    > Then the Pharisees went and plotted together how they might trap Him in what He said. And they *sent their disciples to Him, along with the Herodians, saying, “Teacher, we know that You are truthful and teach the way of God in truth, and do not care what anyone thinks; for You are not partial to anyone. Tell us then, what do You think? Is it permissible to pay a poll-tax to Caesar, or not?” But Jesus perceived their malice, and said, “Why are you testing Me, you hypocrites? Show Me the coin used for the poll-tax.” And they brought Him a denarius. And He *said to them, “Whose image and inscription is this?” They *said to Him, “Caesar’s.” Then He *said to them, “Then pay to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s; and to God the things that are God’s.” And hearing this, they were amazed; and they left Him and went away.

    This kind of shit is exactly why I left. Christianity in America is warping and becoming something so completely opposite to what Jesus Christ preached about. If I still believed, I would say Satan or Mammon has infiltrated Churches and caused them to turn away from God.

    MAGA Pastor? *Light of the World* my saggy left ass cheek. Fucking shameful.

  11. Literally will do anything other than admit Trump fell for the bait every time hook line abd sinker.

    What’s it with trump supporters absolving trump of all responsibilities in his failures, it’s fucking wierd. 

  12. PvtSherlockObvious on

    Well clearly she did. She said a few sentences to Trump and it drove him completely insane. Clearly “people are leaving your rallies out of boredom” must be some twisted, foul incantation in the tongue of witches. It’s not like Trump is a predictable, easily-manipulated buffoon, so what other explanation could there be?

  13. So, a woman is able to speak coherently, she must be a witch.

    Got it.

    So, every female that is at my D&D table are all witches, because they are all intelligent people, and can speak in complete sentences?

    I can’t wait to tell them all that tomorrow night….

  14. Spurious_Cheetah on

    This guy literally believes that Trump has been appointed by God himself.

    Yet somehow God’s annointed leader is susceptible to witchcraft.

    Makes sense.

  15. urbantravelsPHL on

    >*Newsweek* has contacted Harris’s campaign via email for comment.

    Harris campaign response: five hundred GIFs of Kamala laughing

  16. If that is true, that means that God does not protect Trump, God does not love Trump, and God isn’t real, also neither is witchcraft.

  17. dirtydovedreams on

    In short, witch craft was successful in helping Kamala Harris, but thought and prayers can’t save children. Sounds like an endorsement for witch craft.