Trump will have a medical emergency of some sort, and next week all the Trump flags around here will be replaced with *Vance-Haley Gilead 2024!* ones.
The_Shitty_Admiral on
We’ll I suppose they’d see that their candidate has been declining mentally and maybe consider replacing him.
Oh, who am I kidding they’ll deny, project, and gaslight to their decrepit little hearts content.
milton911 on
The solution is obvious. Get him to step aside and hand the top job over to his brilliant sidekick, Vance.
I promise you such a move will have a significant impact on the polls.
ComprehensiveHavoc on
He said he lost the election the other day, after spending years saying the opposite and using that big lie to manipulate his followers. No mass exodus. They’ll say his drivel was brilliant, no matter what he says.
LugubriousFootballer on
The media will cover for him, like they always do.
NYT would justify him pulling his pants down and shitting in front of the cameras by commenting on how it wasn’t actually THAT big of a poop, and we shouldn’t shame old people for losing control of their bowels.
I’m sick and fucking tired of the corporate media sane-washing this piece of shit.
Karf on
Even if Trump suffered a stroke on stage, foamed at the mouth, uttered the N word repeatedly with malice, etc… They would still back him. They are a cult. There would be some who would be like “huh, this is odd” but they would never, under and circumstance, do what the democrats did and go against their party leader and kick him to the curb. That takes courage. They are spineless followers.
We’re already past the point where if they had a spine, they would have kicked him to the curb. That would have happened before they re-nominated him. He tried an insurrection. He was impeached twice. He destroyed the economy with his tarrifs. He killed 1 million americans by mismanaging covid. These are NOT ‘traditional’ republican values, but they’re going along with it for power – and they’re fully on board now.
twistedSibling on
They’ll deny reality as per usual.
He’ll have to have a complete meltdown before MAGA even considers that Trump isn’t fit to be president, and they’ll ultimately agree with whatever the Russian propaganda bots say.
canihaveurpants on
Definitely hoping for a Trump implosion tonight.
FangGore on
He’d do what any responsible leader would do and put the party first, of course. Oh, they’re talking about Trump.
BlotchComics on
He won’t because the GOP doesn’t care and neither do their voters.
They will vote for Trump no matter what.
Incontinento on
Take the worst reaction you can imagine, then double it. That’s what they’ll do.
I_like_baseball90 on
Doesn’t matter, he could stand there and do arm farts for 90 minutes and the cult will yell how he killed Kamala up there. Make no mistake. Trump is not held to the same standard as real candidates. He gets a pass for everything.
spoobles on
“how will his party react?”
Denial and willful blindness. As always.
Even if he dropped trou and took a Trump right on the stage, they would claim it was brilliant.
Even if/when she eviscerates him tonight they will claim he won. Nothing ever changes in Trumpland. He’s a deity to them. What rubes.
OppositeDifference on
There’s no way, regardless of how poorly this debate went for Trump, that he would drop out. He could go out on stage, audibly crap his pants, and fall asleep for the remaining 88 minutes and he’d be claiming victory as soon as he woke up. All of his supporters and the right wing media would all loudly agree.
F_hooked on
He is going to spout absolute crazy and nonsensical things and the media is going to breathlessly praise him for not literally shitting himself on stage. Meanwhile Kamala will have a few hiccups that will be reported as campaign ending for weeks on end.
mbrine11 on
He will have an interpreter with him. He will speak and then the interpreter will say what he really means. Isn’t that what is currently happening?
pepe4eva on
It won’t and we need to stop acting as if people are going to suddenly start caring about Trump’s fitness for office. The board is set.
NotCreative37 on
The debate is not about Trump’s or Harris’ base. It is about gaining ground and solidifying the 15-30% of undecided/soft supporters. Harris has a lot more room to grow with voters where Trump is baked in. This could be huge if Harris takes care of business and doesn’t let Trump lie unchecked or get steamrolled.
dodecakiwi on
Biden got bumped out of the race because his supporters knew he was older, slower, and perhaps diminished from previous years. But he shocked them when he basically shit himself on stage by looking less with it than Jimmy Carter.
Trump won’t get the same treatment because he’s headed off shocking his supporters like that by spending the last 10 years literally and figuratively shitting himself on stage.
RonaldMcDaugherty on
Every sleeper agent MAGA Republican is set to post “nailed it”, 90 seconds after the debate ends.
Keunster on
They wont give a flying fuck
AlexKingstonsGigolo on
No, he won’t. He keeps lowering expectations on purpose. Those “leaks” from his campaign were deliberate and we know because he hasn’t been complaining about them on his Ministry of Truth Social account.
sirbissel on
Honestly, I can’t imagine him looking like Biden did. He’ll spout nonsense, of course, but I’m guessing he’ll do it energetically. The problem with Biden was, well, “don’t you think he looks tired?”
gmil3548 on
They’ll just say Kamala is dumb after she speaks extremely eloquently and intelligently for the entire debate except for a 2 second moment where she trips over a word and quickly recovers…
Howitdobiglyboo on
Be prepared.
Regardless of what Trump does or says they’ll put a microscope onto every word spoken by Kamala and scrutinize it to ungodly levels preventing even time for the thought that Trump’s own words might need a fraction of any kind of analysis.
JubalHarshaw23 on
By backing up his already out there claims that the debate was rigged against him.
PlentyMacaroon8903 on
I’m make a crazy guess with one word.
Hypocrisy.
GaelinVenfiel on
“Trump was just being Trump” is going to be the reaction. Just like always.
He is expected to just be loud, talk about immigrants, and insult his opponent. And make a lot of nonsensical statements and lies.
Unless he can not speak or stops and just stares at the audience, there will not be much to talk about.
It is all going to be how Kamala can handle the dish-galloping that will decide this debate, not anything Trump does.
Kiltedken on
Biden isn’t suffering.
Biden chose correctly for the sake of the union and his party.
Trump will suffer, from his own crimes and hate.
There’s no one more deserving of being ripped from power and convicted of their heinous crimes than the fascist Republicans.
Do your part to make it happen.
Vote, encourage others to vote. Join a union and pay your dues. Encourage others to join. Prepare to protest and strike.
Let’s do like other countries do, hit the streets, stop work, and take back our power and money from billionaires. It’s time for all of us to take action
Kick-Exotic on
Unfortunately, he’ll probably do fine.
Kursch50 on
I think this will be a draw. Harris will clearly “win”, but short of Trump having a nuclear meltdown the media will gloss over his incoherence, braggadocio, and whining while simultaneously nitpicking Harris.
Maybe I’m wrong, but we’ve seen this rodeo.
Naiehybfisn374 on
His party doesn’t care, they love that he is a doddering incoherent shithead
Winston_the_dog on
He could literally pull his pants down and reveal a diaper full of shit and his supporters will be wearing diapers and shitting in them by the end of tomorrow
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Trump will have a medical emergency of some sort, and next week all the Trump flags around here will be replaced with *Vance-Haley Gilead 2024!* ones.
We’ll I suppose they’d see that their candidate has been declining mentally and maybe consider replacing him.
Oh, who am I kidding they’ll deny, project, and gaslight to their decrepit little hearts content.
The solution is obvious. Get him to step aside and hand the top job over to his brilliant sidekick, Vance.
I promise you such a move will have a significant impact on the polls.
He said he lost the election the other day, after spending years saying the opposite and using that big lie to manipulate his followers. No mass exodus. They’ll say his drivel was brilliant, no matter what he says.
The media will cover for him, like they always do.
NYT would justify him pulling his pants down and shitting in front of the cameras by commenting on how it wasn’t actually THAT big of a poop, and we shouldn’t shame old people for losing control of their bowels.
I’m sick and fucking tired of the corporate media sane-washing this piece of shit.
Even if Trump suffered a stroke on stage, foamed at the mouth, uttered the N word repeatedly with malice, etc… They would still back him. They are a cult. There would be some who would be like “huh, this is odd” but they would never, under and circumstance, do what the democrats did and go against their party leader and kick him to the curb. That takes courage. They are spineless followers.
We’re already past the point where if they had a spine, they would have kicked him to the curb. That would have happened before they re-nominated him. He tried an insurrection. He was impeached twice. He destroyed the economy with his tarrifs. He killed 1 million americans by mismanaging covid. These are NOT ‘traditional’ republican values, but they’re going along with it for power – and they’re fully on board now.
They’ll deny reality as per usual.
He’ll have to have a complete meltdown before MAGA even considers that Trump isn’t fit to be president, and they’ll ultimately agree with whatever the Russian propaganda bots say.
Definitely hoping for a Trump implosion tonight.
He’d do what any responsible leader would do and put the party first, of course. Oh, they’re talking about Trump.
He won’t because the GOP doesn’t care and neither do their voters.
They will vote for Trump no matter what.
Take the worst reaction you can imagine, then double it. That’s what they’ll do.
Doesn’t matter, he could stand there and do arm farts for 90 minutes and the cult will yell how he killed Kamala up there. Make no mistake. Trump is not held to the same standard as real candidates. He gets a pass for everything.
“how will his party react?”
Denial and willful blindness. As always.
Even if he dropped trou and took a Trump right on the stage, they would claim it was brilliant.
Even if/when she eviscerates him tonight they will claim he won. Nothing ever changes in Trumpland. He’s a deity to them. What rubes.
There’s no way, regardless of how poorly this debate went for Trump, that he would drop out. He could go out on stage, audibly crap his pants, and fall asleep for the remaining 88 minutes and he’d be claiming victory as soon as he woke up. All of his supporters and the right wing media would all loudly agree.
He is going to spout absolute crazy and nonsensical things and the media is going to breathlessly praise him for not literally shitting himself on stage. Meanwhile Kamala will have a few hiccups that will be reported as campaign ending for weeks on end.
He will have an interpreter with him. He will speak and then the interpreter will say what he really means. Isn’t that what is currently happening?
It won’t and we need to stop acting as if people are going to suddenly start caring about Trump’s fitness for office. The board is set.
The debate is not about Trump’s or Harris’ base. It is about gaining ground and solidifying the 15-30% of undecided/soft supporters. Harris has a lot more room to grow with voters where Trump is baked in. This could be huge if Harris takes care of business and doesn’t let Trump lie unchecked or get steamrolled.
Biden got bumped out of the race because his supporters knew he was older, slower, and perhaps diminished from previous years. But he shocked them when he basically shit himself on stage by looking less with it than Jimmy Carter.
Trump won’t get the same treatment because he’s headed off shocking his supporters like that by spending the last 10 years literally and figuratively shitting himself on stage.
Every sleeper agent MAGA Republican is set to post “nailed it”, 90 seconds after the debate ends.
They wont give a flying fuck
No, he won’t. He keeps lowering expectations on purpose. Those “leaks” from his campaign were deliberate and we know because he hasn’t been complaining about them on his Ministry of Truth Social account.
Honestly, I can’t imagine him looking like Biden did. He’ll spout nonsense, of course, but I’m guessing he’ll do it energetically. The problem with Biden was, well, “don’t you think he looks tired?”
They’ll just say Kamala is dumb after she speaks extremely eloquently and intelligently for the entire debate except for a 2 second moment where she trips over a word and quickly recovers…
Be prepared.
Regardless of what Trump does or says they’ll put a microscope onto every word spoken by Kamala and scrutinize it to ungodly levels preventing even time for the thought that Trump’s own words might need a fraction of any kind of analysis.
By backing up his already out there claims that the debate was rigged against him.
I’m make a crazy guess with one word.
Hypocrisy.
“Trump was just being Trump” is going to be the reaction. Just like always.
He is expected to just be loud, talk about immigrants, and insult his opponent. And make a lot of nonsensical statements and lies.
Unless he can not speak or stops and just stares at the audience, there will not be much to talk about.
It is all going to be how Kamala can handle the dish-galloping that will decide this debate, not anything Trump does.
Biden isn’t suffering.
Biden chose correctly for the sake of the union and his party.
Trump will suffer, from his own crimes and hate.
There’s no one more deserving of being ripped from power and convicted of their heinous crimes than the fascist Republicans.
Do your part to make it happen.
Vote, encourage others to vote. Join a union and pay your dues. Encourage others to join. Prepare to protest and strike.
Let’s do like other countries do, hit the streets, stop work, and take back our power and money from billionaires. It’s time for all of us to take action
Unfortunately, he’ll probably do fine.
I think this will be a draw. Harris will clearly “win”, but short of Trump having a nuclear meltdown the media will gloss over his incoherence, braggadocio, and whining while simultaneously nitpicking Harris.
Maybe I’m wrong, but we’ve seen this rodeo.
His party doesn’t care, they love that he is a doddering incoherent shithead
He could literally pull his pants down and reveal a diaper full of shit and his supporters will be wearing diapers and shitting in them by the end of tomorrow