The hospital one is a good one. However, the current one isnt finished. So it may well still take a nice chunk of that Apple money by its own merit
Marzipan_civil on
€13billion worth of apples, would be nice
seeilaah on
While I love the idea of giving everyone from Kildare their own Tesla I may have to go with the Macbooks, so in a way we are giving Apple their money back.
Sorry people of Kildare, hope you can forgive me. I promise to buy things on your Outlet village which makes me travel 1h to pay 10% less on old stock no one wants in xxxl sizes.
7up_man69 on
I wouldn’t mind a MacBook..
On second thought there’s probably things more important than a new laptop for me
sweatyknacker on
#ONE FRONT STANDING OASIS TICKET
Altruistic_Papaya430 on
A genuine, bona fide, electrified, 6 car monorail!
Storyboys on
33,000 houses
![gif](giphy|wv3lpsLXZZUAw)
Educational-Pay4112 on
Watch us give the money back by buying every citizen a MacBook Air and an iPhone 😉.
nyepo on
38.000 bike shelters.
We could store almost 80 bikes there! (In total)
Jacksonriverboy on
When can I collect my Tesla?
StockUsual4933 on
It will be used to pay the fines of not reaching carbon/IPA quotas.
It’s already gone
Freamhacha_Teaghlach on
How about actually planting & maintaining real native forests, culling invasive animals and fixing the damage done to our rivers & lakes!
Real long term benefits to our country & future generations
Keyann on
I’m a pessimist, obviously, but if we could trust the accuracy of how we end up at cost figures for large capital projects this would be excellent. However, if and when the metro, for example, finally gets completed, it will cost over €13bn. We’ll piss away €13bn without much to show for it.
crc_73 on
I don’t want a fucking MacBook Pro.
cavemeister on
My fear is what will the ramifications for Apple maintaining a presence in Ireland. A 13 billion euro kick in the nads is going to hurt, no matter who you are.
NoKaleidoscope2477 on
It’s not for “day to day spending” says Micheal Martin. So probably for FFGs pension pots so.
SmallWolf117 on
Nice graphic, although its missing something truly relatable.
13 billion / ~5 million irish = 2600 / 5 (average pint) = 520 pints per person on ppp
AdChemical6828 on
We could buy a bunch of lottery tickets?
Mundane-Inevitable-5 on
I have no idea how much it would actually cost, probably more than 13bn (probably much more knowing Ireland) but I’m of the opinion that an all island, well connected, high speed rail network, similar to Japan could go a long way to solving a lot of problems. I mean it’s not a big area of land, surely with a high speed rail network any part of the country could become a feasible work commute for any other part of the country, making it possible for example to live in Donegal, but work in Dublin or Cork everyday.
I think that would help ease the housing crisis for one. It would also rejuvenate rural Ireland as more people would have the option to live there, but work in cities, which in turn would lead to local economy growing in rural areas to accomdate new residents and also I think it could stop the island from completely becoming an economic city state, which let’s be honest, it’s not far off being already.
Hour_Artist_ on
Fuck the Olympics and fuck the Metro. Put that money into housing.
Forsaken-Fan6079 on
Why is it just Kildare gets a Tesla?!
Ordinary-Fox-3521 on
I’m sure it will be just wasted on welfare
Ordinary-Fox-3521 on
I’m sure it will be just wasted on welfare
rich3248 on
The public won’t see any of this money. Corruption is in full swing.
bangladeshespresso on
Housing and Metro please
LukeWatts85 on
13 bike shelters?
TheStoicNihilist on
About 1.5 RTÉ’s
brbrcrbtr on
Don’t we have to divvy it up to loads of countries or something?
YngSndwch on
Some really good suggestions here! But I haven’t seen the most likely outcome suggested yet.
“Disappear into the ether”
KinderEggSkillIssue on
Let’s host the Olympics (clueless)
SignalEven1537 on
Transport infrastructure;
Trams
Car chargers
Metro
Trains for the northwest
RecoveringTreeHugger on
Can I exchange the apple laptop for different brand?
Since it’s apple tax money and we’d be giving it straight backto them, maybe they’d give a better rate?
Or
We could finally have our own Las Vegas in the hills of Donegal.
WolfOfWexford on
Can we just get Apple to build housing? They’d surely do it better, on time and in budget compared to our Government!
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The hospital one is a good one. However, the current one isnt finished. So it may well still take a nice chunk of that Apple money by its own merit
€13billion worth of apples, would be nice
While I love the idea of giving everyone from Kildare their own Tesla I may have to go with the Macbooks, so in a way we are giving Apple their money back.
Sorry people of Kildare, hope you can forgive me. I promise to buy things on your Outlet village which makes me travel 1h to pay 10% less on old stock no one wants in xxxl sizes.
I wouldn’t mind a MacBook..
On second thought there’s probably things more important than a new laptop for me
#ONE FRONT STANDING OASIS TICKET
A genuine, bona fide, electrified, 6 car monorail!
33,000 houses
![gif](giphy|wv3lpsLXZZUAw)
Watch us give the money back by buying every citizen a MacBook Air and an iPhone 😉.
38.000 bike shelters.
We could store almost 80 bikes there! (In total)
When can I collect my Tesla?
It will be used to pay the fines of not reaching carbon/IPA quotas.
It’s already gone
How about actually planting & maintaining real native forests, culling invasive animals and fixing the damage done to our rivers & lakes!
Real long term benefits to our country & future generations
I’m a pessimist, obviously, but if we could trust the accuracy of how we end up at cost figures for large capital projects this would be excellent. However, if and when the metro, for example, finally gets completed, it will cost over €13bn. We’ll piss away €13bn without much to show for it.
I don’t want a fucking MacBook Pro.
My fear is what will the ramifications for Apple maintaining a presence in Ireland. A 13 billion euro kick in the nads is going to hurt, no matter who you are.
It’s not for “day to day spending” says Micheal Martin. So probably for FFGs pension pots so.
Nice graphic, although its missing something truly relatable.
13 billion / ~5 million irish = 2600 / 5 (average pint) = 520 pints per person on ppp
We could buy a bunch of lottery tickets?
I have no idea how much it would actually cost, probably more than 13bn (probably much more knowing Ireland) but I’m of the opinion that an all island, well connected, high speed rail network, similar to Japan could go a long way to solving a lot of problems. I mean it’s not a big area of land, surely with a high speed rail network any part of the country could become a feasible work commute for any other part of the country, making it possible for example to live in Donegal, but work in Dublin or Cork everyday.
I think that would help ease the housing crisis for one. It would also rejuvenate rural Ireland as more people would have the option to live there, but work in cities, which in turn would lead to local economy growing in rural areas to accomdate new residents and also I think it could stop the island from completely becoming an economic city state, which let’s be honest, it’s not far off being already.
Fuck the Olympics and fuck the Metro. Put that money into housing.
Why is it just Kildare gets a Tesla?!
I’m sure it will be just wasted on welfare
I’m sure it will be just wasted on welfare
The public won’t see any of this money. Corruption is in full swing.
Housing and Metro please
13 bike shelters?
About 1.5 RTÉ’s
Don’t we have to divvy it up to loads of countries or something?
Some really good suggestions here! But I haven’t seen the most likely outcome suggested yet.
“Disappear into the ether”
Let’s host the Olympics (clueless)
Transport infrastructure;
Trams
Car chargers
Metro
Trains for the northwest
Can I exchange the apple laptop for different brand?
Since it’s apple tax money and we’d be giving it straight backto them, maybe they’d give a better rate?
Or
We could finally have our own Las Vegas in the hills of Donegal.
Can we just get Apple to build housing? They’d surely do it better, on time and in budget compared to our Government!
We’ve got child deprivation at home