Trump: He’s not saying he has anything against people without kids, he just really cares about families
JD: I HATE THEM, THEY CREEP ME OUT
black641 on
If you cut him a fat paycheck, JD Vance will say and believe whatever someone tells him to. Getting powerful enough to get back at the kids who dunked his head in the toilet in high school is probably his top priority as a politician, so it’s not terribly surprising.
crabstackers on
so do couch covers
lavnder97 on
Says the man whose kids will grow up to never speak to him.
shellevanczik on
Oh, *that’s* what made him disturbing and disoriented. Huh
Daisako on
He’s got a breeding kink, but he should realize not everyone has the same kinks. For example, if I see a sofa then not even half chub but him oh boy, this weird guy’s mushroom fills with so much blood he’ll be unable to answer any interview questions.
Droidaphone on
“Now if only my son would shut the fuck up about Pikachu…”
thatfunkyspacepriest on
Why should I have kids if those kids would have to rely on welfare to exist? Why should I have them if they would be homeless, because you can’t raise and house a kid on a $70k household income in most states? Why should I have them if they would often come home to no power/water and no groceries in the fridge? Why should I have them if they would never be able to see a doctor?
Improve living conditions, and maybe people will be able to exit survival mode enough to feel compelled to reproduce.
CouchOlympian on
I am starting to think that the dude is miserable as a parent, and he wants everyone else to suffer like him.
twenafeesh on
What the hell, JD? This is just disturbing at this point. Where does this hatred and projection come from?
Oh, wait. JD “Couch” Vance is the same guy who wrote a book about how Republican voters were easy to manipulate and then went on to manipulate those voters.
skipda93 on
“I’ll fucking say it again.” – JD
FuzzyComedian638 on
There’s something seriously wrong with JD.
Cuauhcoatl76 on
It’s pretty fucking weird to be disturbed or disoriented because someone doesn’t have children.
ChanceryTheRapper on
Good, I hope he’s scared of them.
Less_Tension_1168 on
There’s something wrong with JD Vance and RFK and Trump and all of these Republican so-called leaders. Not only are they weird they’re very deranged and they’re not okay in the head not one of them.
Victoria-10 on
Not exactly an open minded weirdo is he? I was in my 30’s before I met a woman who chose not a have children. It blew my mind since I had been programmed to believe that was the role of all women. The idea of all that freedom stunned me. On the other hand years ago people were panicking because there were too many humans on the planet
sentimentaldiablo on
article brings up interesting issue: what about nuns in teaching orders? Vance is a catholic, after all.
TotallyADHD_WaitWhat on
Couches can’t get pregnant, JD, quit trying
PerfectAstronaut on
What a dorky stupid weirdo c word
Tudorrosewiththorns on
I am exhausted and burnt out keeping myself alive. Maybe make some policies to address that then we can talk.
AnimusFlux on
Honestly, he seems kind of disoriented and disturbed all the time. Which makes sense given that only around half of Americans have children. He must always be tripping and just blames it on the nearest non-parent he can see. What a weirdo.
Current-Lunch6760 on
Okay, i’m beginning to think that this guy dislikes the fact he has kids with a woman he most likely HATES. This gives me the chills after watching handmaids tale though and then with project 2025… Lord help us win this election.
Cyndi__LARPer on
Entering a fucking donut shop disorients this weirdo.
satanicpanicked on
The skeletons in this man’s mind are haunting his every waking hour. He’s particularly fixated on women and any power he gains he will use to punish women no doubt in my mind.
allbright1111 on
What a strange thing to be bothered by.
For-All-the-Marbles on
JD Vance disturbs everyone.
MunkyMastr on
This guy definitely wants to fuck kids
YellowVeloFeline on
He’s just saying what no one else is thinking.
meesersloth on
Glad I can make him as uncomfortable as he makes me.
J-Love-McLuvin on
“Boat anchor VP picks” for $200, Alex.
MonkeyMunyan on
This guy seems like a miserable parent that wishes he didn’t have kids, so he shits on people that don’t have kids to feel better about himself. Like holy freakin heck man.
Objective_Regret2768 on
I would not be shocked that trumps tries to replace Vance with Kennedy on the next few weeks
Broad-Half3135 on
People like him are obsessed with how other people live their lives
midmodmad on
He has an unhealthy obsession with children and what goes on in people’s bedrooms. And sofas. So weird.
ShitStainWilly on
What the fuck is this guy’s problem? What a god damn weirdo.
bored_ryan2 on
I’m starting to think that his own kids may not actually be his. And he’s projecting his own feelings about himself.
shwilliams4 on
If a childless person can do this to him, imagine what a world leader with nukes can do?
hollywoodparty on
Yeah well, the feeling is mutual.
letsbuildasnowman on
This dude is a fucking creep. Maybe if his party hadn’t ratfucked 🐀 the economy, then maybe more people wouldn’t be in permanent debt and would decide they could afford to have kids and actually provide for them.
CleverInnuendo on
I am positive those kids aren’t his now. After every accusation being a confession, I think he doth protest too much.
Jesus_Is_My_Gardener on
People obsessed with whether or not someone else decides to have children disorient and disturb me. People like him can fuck right off. Some of us aren’t interested in being parents and don’t believe those who chose to pursue a full life outside of procreating are any of their business. I’d rather help others who do have children by paying my taxes to help ensure safe neighborhoods and good schools, while being a good neighbor and being kind to others to present a good role model. I’m content with just having pets and the occasional girlfriend when I have time for a relationship, but I don’t see how I could ever find the time to be a good parent with as much as I have going on in my life, even as settled as I am in my late 40s now. It’s just not for me. Respect to those who do want kids, I don’t know how they do it, but I’m glad there are many who do and do it well.
FoundersDiscount on
Disorient is fucking hilarious word choice to me. This man loses his sense of direction when a childless person is near him. What the fuck does that even mean???
TroublesomeTurnip on
As a child free woman, he disturbs me so I’m glad it’s the only thing we have in common.
Phaedrus317 on
My wife had uterine cancer and had to have a hysterectomy. We couldn’t have kids even if we wanted to.
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Trump: He’s not saying he has anything against people without kids, he just really cares about families
JD: I HATE THEM, THEY CREEP ME OUT
If you cut him a fat paycheck, JD Vance will say and believe whatever someone tells him to. Getting powerful enough to get back at the kids who dunked his head in the toilet in high school is probably his top priority as a politician, so it’s not terribly surprising.
so do couch covers
Says the man whose kids will grow up to never speak to him.
Oh, *that’s* what made him disturbing and disoriented. Huh
He’s got a breeding kink, but he should realize not everyone has the same kinks. For example, if I see a sofa then not even half chub but him oh boy, this weird guy’s mushroom fills with so much blood he’ll be unable to answer any interview questions.
“Now if only my son would shut the fuck up about Pikachu…”
Why should I have kids if those kids would have to rely on welfare to exist? Why should I have them if they would be homeless, because you can’t raise and house a kid on a $70k household income in most states? Why should I have them if they would often come home to no power/water and no groceries in the fridge? Why should I have them if they would never be able to see a doctor?
Improve living conditions, and maybe people will be able to exit survival mode enough to feel compelled to reproduce.
I am starting to think that the dude is miserable as a parent, and he wants everyone else to suffer like him.
What the hell, JD? This is just disturbing at this point. Where does this hatred and projection come from?
Oh, wait. JD “Couch” Vance is the same guy who wrote a book about how Republican voters were easy to manipulate and then went on to manipulate those voters.
“I’ll fucking say it again.” – JD
There’s something seriously wrong with JD.
It’s pretty fucking weird to be disturbed or disoriented because someone doesn’t have children.
Good, I hope he’s scared of them.
There’s something wrong with JD Vance and RFK and Trump and all of these Republican so-called leaders. Not only are they weird they’re very deranged and they’re not okay in the head not one of them.
Not exactly an open minded weirdo is he? I was in my 30’s before I met a woman who chose not a have children. It blew my mind since I had been programmed to believe that was the role of all women. The idea of all that freedom stunned me. On the other hand years ago people were panicking because there were too many humans on the planet
article brings up interesting issue: what about nuns in teaching orders? Vance is a catholic, after all.
Couches can’t get pregnant, JD, quit trying
What a dorky stupid weirdo c word
I am exhausted and burnt out keeping myself alive. Maybe make some policies to address that then we can talk.
Honestly, he seems kind of disoriented and disturbed all the time. Which makes sense given that only around half of Americans have children. He must always be tripping and just blames it on the nearest non-parent he can see. What a weirdo.
Okay, i’m beginning to think that this guy dislikes the fact he has kids with a woman he most likely HATES. This gives me the chills after watching handmaids tale though and then with project 2025… Lord help us win this election.
Entering a fucking donut shop disorients this weirdo.
The skeletons in this man’s mind are haunting his every waking hour. He’s particularly fixated on women and any power he gains he will use to punish women no doubt in my mind.
What a strange thing to be bothered by.
JD Vance disturbs everyone.
This guy definitely wants to fuck kids
He’s just saying what no one else is thinking.
Glad I can make him as uncomfortable as he makes me.
“Boat anchor VP picks” for $200, Alex.
This guy seems like a miserable parent that wishes he didn’t have kids, so he shits on people that don’t have kids to feel better about himself. Like holy freakin heck man.
I would not be shocked that trumps tries to replace Vance with Kennedy on the next few weeks
People like him are obsessed with how other people live their lives
He has an unhealthy obsession with children and what goes on in people’s bedrooms. And sofas. So weird.
What the fuck is this guy’s problem? What a god damn weirdo.
I’m starting to think that his own kids may not actually be his. And he’s projecting his own feelings about himself.
If a childless person can do this to him, imagine what a world leader with nukes can do?
Yeah well, the feeling is mutual.
This dude is a fucking creep. Maybe if his party hadn’t ratfucked 🐀 the economy, then maybe more people wouldn’t be in permanent debt and would decide they could afford to have kids and actually provide for them.
I am positive those kids aren’t his now. After every accusation being a confession, I think he doth protest too much.
People obsessed with whether or not someone else decides to have children disorient and disturb me. People like him can fuck right off. Some of us aren’t interested in being parents and don’t believe those who chose to pursue a full life outside of procreating are any of their business. I’d rather help others who do have children by paying my taxes to help ensure safe neighborhoods and good schools, while being a good neighbor and being kind to others to present a good role model. I’m content with just having pets and the occasional girlfriend when I have time for a relationship, but I don’t see how I could ever find the time to be a good parent with as much as I have going on in my life, even as settled as I am in my late 40s now. It’s just not for me. Respect to those who do want kids, I don’t know how they do it, but I’m glad there are many who do and do it well.
Disorient is fucking hilarious word choice to me. This man loses his sense of direction when a childless person is near him. What the fuck does that even mean???
As a child free woman, he disturbs me so I’m glad it’s the only thing we have in common.
My wife had uterine cancer and had to have a hysterectomy. We couldn’t have kids even if we wanted to.
Go fuck yourself, JD.