Downing Street officials draw up plans for announcing death of Larry the cat in similar manner to Queen Elizabeth II

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/downing-street-announce-death-larry-cat-no-10-b1178316.html

Posted by iThinkaLot1

14 Comments

  1. LloydAtkinson on

    Honestly I’m surprised the Conservatives didn’t try outsourcing mouse catching to Crapita or something

  2. I thought they’d just silently replace it. Hope the kids don’t notice that it had changed colour or sex.

  3. Longjumping_Stand889 on

    I remember when the Queen died and they broke it to us gently by saying she was on the roof and couldn’t get down.

  4. It’s the only thing that’s set foot in there in decades that deserves a state funeral.

  5. sortofhappyish on

    I say we go old fashioned like the Egyptians.

    Build a £500million pyramid tomb in the middle of London.

    Larry dies, so we immediately mummify Liz Truss and bury her in Larry’s tomb so she can serve him as a slave in the afterlife.

  6. sortofhappyish on

    The biggest question is WHICH paedophile will get to break the news on the BBC?

    So many to choose from….