He’s only mad because Trump fired him after he helped swing the election and squashed the interference investigations.
DarthJarJarJar on
Yeah well if you had had the sense to sit your big Herman Munster looking ass at home before the election in 2016 and just shut the fuck up like every other head of the FBI in history we’d probably never have had the Trump nightmare in the first place.
Tanks for nuttin.
PlatinumKanikas on
Fuck you bro
TheJohnCandyValley on
Go fuck yourself, Comey. Who’s still asking this asshole for his opinion?
dropspace on
This fuckin guy. I hate this timeline.
SnooPies6411 on
Fuck off asshole.
Squad_Ghouls on
No one invited you.
Slow_Investment_2211 on
The guy that fucked over Hillary. Eat shit Comey
idkwat on
Fuck you Jimbo. You releasing your shit on Hillary before the election while staying silent about Trump landed us in the past 8 years of shit.
Festival_of_Feces on
How the fuck did we end up with Narcissism being so rampant and making such impact?
wassuppaulie on
Stay in hell.
Xullister on
This. Mess. Is. Your. Fault. You. Useless. Fuck.
Ok-Childhood4446 on
This is pretty funny… Did anybody expect him to vote for the guy who fired him – totally terminated his corrupt career?
henrysmyagent on
COMEY DID NOTHING WRONG!
– James Comey’s autobiography
Rubix22 on
No one cares, you are too late to matter and fumbled the only chance you had to do so. Go take care of your face…
frankcast554 on
if the butterfly effect is real, this motherfucker is the moth that started it all!
ProfesssorHex on
Is he gonna release a Kamala letter last minute and fuck over her election too?
Psychotic_Delusions on
Everyone who cares about the rule of law huh? Seems to me that leaves Comey out, so I guess he actually won’t be voting for Harris. Comey needs to do our country a favor by riding off into the sunset. He is a national embarrassment.
Jillians on
Comey: I love my wife, so I’m going to tell our daughter that I hired a PI to investigate her for infidelity even though it’s just to be on the safe side.
Wife: What? also WHAT?
This story is purely fictional and any relation to people alive or dead is purely coincidental and not based on real events.
eternal_sorreaux on
Fuck you Comey
_mdz on
History won’t be kind to you bro. Ruined your whole life’s legacy with one decision
slybonethetownie on
Fuck James Comey, Fuck James Comer, and while we’re at it, Fuck every other James C.!
Aloecats on
What a shitshow comey is. Hillary would’ve been president had he not pulled that email crap to please twump days before the election ( that she actually won ).
pdx_via_lfk on
“It’s finally morning in America,” says the motherfucker who shot the sun out of the sky.
aolostmaiden on
Eat a dick Comey
Santa_Annas_Leg on
I don’t remember anyone asking him a god-damned thing…
Democrats and especially Independents were very much on the fence about Clinton. I voted for her, but was not happy about it, like many people. This fucker was the nail in the coffin, for a lot of people to sit out…
Then… They found out how bad Trump was, and came out in droves for Biden…
shinianx on
Get fucked.
Catvros on
get yer reagan throwback ass outta here, puffy fuckface
bz237 on
You got us into this mess. Go away.
pointguard22 on
This guy needs to fuck off
ResponsibleType552 on
Eat shit, dude
jayfeather31 on
Fuck this guy. He’s the reason so much got plunged into darkness and why we’re in the state we are right now.
Ekpatt5 on
Why does this guy think we EVER want to hear from him again? We don’t give two fucks about what he thinks. Makes me so angry.
Indaflow on
Comey should stfu
cheesifiedd on
thanks to you, America and the world suffered for 8 fucking years!!!
damndammit on
If one of the most fucked-up people in the world thinks you’re a fucked-up person, you gotta take that as a sign that you are indeed a deeply fucked-up fuck-up.
cheesifiedd on
came in, wrote a fuck you Comey message, and saw a dozen others as well.
well here’s another fuck you, Comey
First-Kangaroo5387 on
Fuck you, comey
ryfi73 on
Get fucked.
jadedaslife on
Fuck you Com(promised)ey
valentino_42 on
On the one hand, welcome to the party.
On the other, fuck you for putting us through so much that we are once again having to fend of this orange shitstain.
ajatjapan on
FUCK YOU!
You are more responsible for this horror than most!
xmjm424 on
Fuck this guy.
L2Sing on
Comey still belongs in jail for violating the Hatch Act.
timbococ on
Wanted to reflexively downvote, because fuck this guy, decided to upvote for the news, settled on downvote because fuck this guy and I don’t want to help his too-little-too-late redemption arc PR.
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Welcome to the party of Law and order
fuck you comey
He’s only mad because Trump fired him after he helped swing the election and squashed the interference investigations.
Yeah well if you had had the sense to sit your big Herman Munster looking ass at home before the election in 2016 and just shut the fuck up like every other head of the FBI in history we’d probably never have had the Trump nightmare in the first place.
Tanks for nuttin.
Fuck you bro
Go fuck yourself, Comey. Who’s still asking this asshole for his opinion?
This fuckin guy. I hate this timeline.
Fuck off asshole.
No one invited you.
The guy that fucked over Hillary. Eat shit Comey
Fuck you Jimbo. You releasing your shit on Hillary before the election while staying silent about Trump landed us in the past 8 years of shit.
How the fuck did we end up with Narcissism being so rampant and making such impact?
Stay in hell.
This. Mess. Is. Your. Fault. You. Useless. Fuck.
This is pretty funny… Did anybody expect him to vote for the guy who fired him – totally terminated his corrupt career?
COMEY DID NOTHING WRONG!
– James Comey’s autobiography
No one cares, you are too late to matter and fumbled the only chance you had to do so. Go take care of your face…
if the butterfly effect is real, this motherfucker is the moth that started it all!
Is he gonna release a Kamala letter last minute and fuck over her election too?
Everyone who cares about the rule of law huh? Seems to me that leaves Comey out, so I guess he actually won’t be voting for Harris. Comey needs to do our country a favor by riding off into the sunset. He is a national embarrassment.
Comey: I love my wife, so I’m going to tell our daughter that I hired a PI to investigate her for infidelity even though it’s just to be on the safe side.
Wife: What? also WHAT?
This story is purely fictional and any relation to people alive or dead is purely coincidental and not based on real events.
Fuck you Comey
History won’t be kind to you bro. Ruined your whole life’s legacy with one decision
Fuck James Comey, Fuck James Comer, and while we’re at it, Fuck every other James C.!
What a shitshow comey is. Hillary would’ve been president had he not pulled that email crap to please twump days before the election ( that she actually won ).
“It’s finally morning in America,” says the motherfucker who shot the sun out of the sky.
Eat a dick Comey
I don’t remember anyone asking him a god-damned thing…
Democrats and especially Independents were very much on the fence about Clinton. I voted for her, but was not happy about it, like many people. This fucker was the nail in the coffin, for a lot of people to sit out…
Then… They found out how bad Trump was, and came out in droves for Biden…
Get fucked.
get yer reagan throwback ass outta here, puffy fuckface
You got us into this mess. Go away.
This guy needs to fuck off
Eat shit, dude
Fuck this guy. He’s the reason so much got plunged into darkness and why we’re in the state we are right now.
Why does this guy think we EVER want to hear from him again? We don’t give two fucks about what he thinks. Makes me so angry.
Comey should stfu
thanks to you, America and the world suffered for 8 fucking years!!!
If one of the most fucked-up people in the world thinks you’re a fucked-up person, you gotta take that as a sign that you are indeed a deeply fucked-up fuck-up.
came in, wrote a fuck you Comey message, and saw a dozen others as well.
well here’s another fuck you, Comey
Fuck you, comey
Get fucked.
Fuck you Com(promised)ey
On the one hand, welcome to the party.
On the other, fuck you for putting us through so much that we are once again having to fend of this orange shitstain.
FUCK YOU!
You are more responsible for this horror than most!
Fuck this guy.
Comey still belongs in jail for violating the Hatch Act.
Wanted to reflexively downvote, because fuck this guy, decided to upvote for the news, settled on downvote because fuck this guy and I don’t want to help his too-little-too-late redemption arc PR.