“News Broadcast fails epically, accidentally tells truth live on air.”
TheTeenageOldman on
Classic.
tomscaters on
OMG this might not fall through the cracks.
hurdurBoop on
i keep hearing that jd vance didn’t fuck couches but then there’s proof like this that comes up.
who am i supposed to believe?
Visual-Explorer-111 on
I just want to remark how perfectly his fingers are placed on that sign.
Americanspacemonkey on
Fucking legend!
ucancallmevicky on
“accidentally”
termacct on
“Accidentally” 🙂
Mediocretes08 on
Absolutely massive W for the nation and the world to be honest
toodarkmark on
People are saying he does though.
RuncibleSpork on
Your clicks on IBT or Newsweek = more money for a cult
> The nature of the connection between IBT and The Community, a Christian sect led by David Jang, is disputed; IBT states that many reports about its connections to The Community are false or exaggerated.
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> Davis and Uzac both have ties to Olivet University, an evangelical institution founded by Jang. Graduates of Olivet are known to work at Newsweek Media Group, which has donated money to Olivet. Davis was formerly on faculty at Olivet, where his wife serves as university president. Uzac has served on the Olivet board of trustees; his wife has worked as press secretary for the World Evangelical Alliance, of which Olivet is a member. Davis has personally endorsed the view that homosexuality can be caused by childhood sexual abuse and cured by therapy, although he declines to elaborate on his religious views regarding homosexuality, stating that he separates his work from his faith.
I can’t confirm or deny it, I’m just saying… I saw on the picture box that JD Vance fucks couches.
BlueSwoosh248 on
So they broadcast the truth? I see nothing wrong with this.
ranchoparksteve on
Well, it’s not like Fox News would be honest with viewers.
Prestigious-Car-4877 on
out yourself, telephone holding man.
Freddo03 on
Seriously, this is his personality trait I have the least problem with
No-Fisherman6302 on
It’s *probably* not true, but it is along the lines of ‘pizza gate’ level shit, but no one is going in with guns into furniture warehouses looking for the sectionally abused furniture…
BizBiz1010 on
That’s so good
browster on
> The moment refers to the viral debunked rumor, claiming the “Hillbilly Elegy” author enjoys having sex with couches.
Was it debunked? Last I heard, Vance hadn’t denied it, and I don’t know how else something like that could be debunked
MechanicThin2110 on
Not all heroes wear capes.
ImprovementSilly2895 on
Cant leave him alone in your living room
queuedUp on
Just reporting the facts
Cellopost on
That dude almost makes living in the couchfucker timeline worth it.
pragmaticmaster on
Proof is in the cushions
BRIAUGPET on
Sectional assault
SnappyRejoinder on
“Accidentally”.
Physical_Stress_5683 on
This is my favourite thing that ever happened in politics. Better than redefining Santorum. Better than the Zodiac Killer eating his own boogers in the debate, better than Clint Eastwood sundowning and talking to a chair for what felt like 4 hours. Even better than George Sr puking on the Japanese Prime Minister. It’s so ridiculous and yet uses the Republican strategy of spreading misinformation online working against them.
hairy_chicken on
To quote the immortal Spinal Tap’s ode to Vance:
> The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
hobotwinkletoes on
I really don’t care do u?
DrMcJedi on
He just wants some Sectional Healing…
Bods666 on
‘Accidentally’
Objective_Ebb6898 on
I’m beginning to worry about someone in my family since my mom used those vinyl couch protectors. I’m just not going to be able to look at my brother quite the same…
orcinyadders on
This is like the stupidly perfect cherry on top of an incredible week.
SAlfaroArt on
However, no lie was detected
CalPolyTechnique on
Sectional relations with an ottoman.
Emotional_Database53 on
Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. So I’m guessing JD must’ve been dry humping couches so hard that one combusted
Squeegee on
This might not be true, but millions believe it’s true so shouldn’t we have inquiry about it?
AdrianInLimbo on
JV Vance is not electable, he’s a sectional predator
discosnake on
Does the D stand for Davenport?
JR21K20 on
It’s weird that JD Vance hasn’t explicitly denied this
cossak2012 on
James “recliner? I barely knew her” vance
Writer10 on
Not joking. I met a Trump supporter yesterday who said she switched sides because of the VP candidates. She said Vance is “weird and offensive” and that she “loves that Walz, that guy that Kamala picked.” She said Walz will be a great POTUS someday.
Gariona-Atrinon on
Debunked how? He can’t prove he hasn’t fucked a couch.
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lol 😂
“News Broadcast fails epically, accidentally tells truth live on air.”
Classic.
OMG this might not fall through the cracks.
i keep hearing that jd vance didn’t fuck couches but then there’s proof like this that comes up.
who am i supposed to believe?
I just want to remark how perfectly his fingers are placed on that sign.
Fucking legend!
“accidentally”
“Accidentally” 🙂
Absolutely massive W for the nation and the world to be honest
People are saying he does though.
Your clicks on IBT or Newsweek = more money for a cult
> The nature of the connection between IBT and The Community, a Christian sect led by David Jang, is disputed; IBT states that many reports about its connections to The Community are false or exaggerated.
>
> Davis and Uzac both have ties to Olivet University, an evangelical institution founded by Jang. Graduates of Olivet are known to work at Newsweek Media Group, which has donated money to Olivet. Davis was formerly on faculty at Olivet, where his wife serves as university president. Uzac has served on the Olivet board of trustees; his wife has worked as press secretary for the World Evangelical Alliance, of which Olivet is a member. Davis has personally endorsed the view that homosexuality can be caused by childhood sexual abuse and cured by therapy, although he declines to elaborate on his religious views regarding homosexuality, stating that he separates his work from his faith.
from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Business_Times
I can’t confirm or deny it, I’m just saying… I saw on the picture box that JD Vance fucks couches.
So they broadcast the truth? I see nothing wrong with this.
Well, it’s not like Fox News would be honest with viewers.
out yourself, telephone holding man.
Seriously, this is his personality trait I have the least problem with
It’s *probably* not true, but it is along the lines of ‘pizza gate’ level shit, but no one is going in with guns into furniture warehouses looking for the sectionally abused furniture…
That’s so good
> The moment refers to the viral debunked rumor, claiming the “Hillbilly Elegy” author enjoys having sex with couches.
Was it debunked? Last I heard, Vance hadn’t denied it, and I don’t know how else something like that could be debunked
Not all heroes wear capes.
Cant leave him alone in your living room
Just reporting the facts
That dude almost makes living in the couchfucker timeline worth it.
Proof is in the cushions
Sectional assault
“Accidentally”.
This is my favourite thing that ever happened in politics. Better than redefining Santorum. Better than the Zodiac Killer eating his own boogers in the debate, better than Clint Eastwood sundowning and talking to a chair for what felt like 4 hours. Even better than George Sr puking on the Japanese Prime Minister. It’s so ridiculous and yet uses the Republican strategy of spreading misinformation online working against them.
To quote the immortal Spinal Tap’s ode to Vance:
> The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
I really don’t care do u?
He just wants some Sectional Healing…
‘Accidentally’
I’m beginning to worry about someone in my family since my mom used those vinyl couch protectors. I’m just not going to be able to look at my brother quite the same…
This is like the stupidly perfect cherry on top of an incredible week.
However, no lie was detected
Sectional relations with an ottoman.
Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. So I’m guessing JD must’ve been dry humping couches so hard that one combusted
This might not be true, but millions believe it’s true so shouldn’t we have inquiry about it?
JV Vance is not electable, he’s a sectional predator
Does the D stand for Davenport?
It’s weird that JD Vance hasn’t explicitly denied this
James “recliner? I barely knew her” vance
Not joking. I met a Trump supporter yesterday who said she switched sides because of the VP candidates. She said Vance is “weird and offensive” and that she “loves that Walz, that guy that Kamala picked.” She said Walz will be a great POTUS someday.
Debunked how? He can’t prove he hasn’t fucked a couch.