I’m sure the Sunday Sport is livid they missed out on this one.
dronebox on
I can’t help thinking that this is more likely an owner error rather than a pet error, I mean, who leaves their passports and visas lying around just waiting to be eaten?
Fudge_is_1337 on
It’s someone’s job to turn a scattering of quotes from a podcast into a full article like this.
RichJones57 on
Oh I had this exact issue, they must make really tasty passports because it came through in the mail and my dog got to it first and spent the day eating most of the pages.
Most mad I’ve ever been at my dog as the new replacement passport did not arrive in time for my holiday. But at the same time returning the poor thing is a bit much.
It was and still is the only post my dogs ever eaten, so we can only assume passports are tasty.
This is the same women who once said ‘My children ruined my career’ she seems lovely.
meatbag2010 on
I’m guessing she’s never had puppies before. Otherwise she would have put everything valuable away.
They are chewing machines at that age, I fondly remember my pups going through the Velociraptor stage.
After-Dentist-2480 on
Do you know? I don’t care about Lily Allen, her kids, their passports or the dog.
If that makes me a bad person…
Ok_Cow_3431 on
This sort of bollocks is precisely why people feel that rescue centres make it so hard to adopt – owning a dog isn’t easy, and the last thing the centres want is for the dogs to come back to them. If they tell you you’re not suitable it’s not a slight against you, it’s a fact.
The_All_Seeing_Pi on
Puppy does Puppy things, more on this at 10. Seriously though. If you get a puppy you have to be prepared for all this and just giving it back is not an option you should take. What did she expect? A fully trained docile puppy. Clueless people getting dogs during covid is always going to end up like this.
Monkeyboogaloo on
Isn’t it the right thing to do when an owner isn’t up to the job of having a dog?
Pitiful_Baby7310 on
The poor dog! I hate people that treat animals like disposable accessories.
Tinkle84 on
Woman adopts dog and realises she can’t handle it, so returns it.
I don’t see the problem here. It’s best for the dog and her that she gives it back if she can’t cope with it.
honest_thoughts_2024 on
In other words, ‘puppy did puppy things. Spoilt rich owner got rid because puppy had already got her likes and attention’.
_Monsterguy_ on
She’s always seemed exactly like you’d expect Keith Allen’s daughter to be…
manntisstoboggan on
If true it’s a classic case of shite pet ownership. This is a failure on her part not the dogs.
manofkent79 on
Virtue signalling champagne socialist once again acts like an entitled prick.. imagine noones suprise
TeaLeafSniffer on
I cannot stand her. I wish that people would stop mentioning her on social media and that she just fucks off.
At the end of the clip that I saw shared online about this she said “she was a very badly behaved dog”. She’s a fucking idiot, it’s a puppy that needs to be trained not to destroy your property.
She’s also a massive virtue signaller.
Does anyone remember when she rocked up to Grenfell and appeared in a news interview about it? Apparently Adele also turned up but didn’t feel the need to do that.
CaseyJames_ on
Yet again I ask… why do we bother listening to what entertainers think about anything? Horrible moral compass… What a selfish p.o.s.
KaleidoscopicColours on
>“Passports weren’t the only thing she ate, she was a very badly behaved dog
No, she was a puppy doing puppy things because she’s young and hadn’t been trained yet.
>and I really tried very hard with her,
For two weeks
This is the sort of person who should be banned from owning anything more complicated than a pot plant.
Common sense tells you that you put anything chewable and valuable out of the reach of a new puppy. Put the antiques in another room! The cables out of reach! Encase the table legs in drain pipes!
She seems like the sort of person who expects nice things to magically appear without having to work for them.
Old_Pattern5841 on
Theres something about that woman that is Rotten to the core.
TeaLeafSniffer on
James Corden or Lily Allen, who is the bigger nob?
She wins it hands down for me. I actually cannot stand her and I feel anger just seeing her name pop up.
Arsewhistle on
With all that’s happening in Bangladesh, Darfur, Afghanistan, developments in the war between Ukraine and Russia, and so on, a woman returning an adopted puppy is apparently news…
British-Pilgrim on
We’ve gotta stop linking these nonsense newspaper tosh that serves no purpose other than to farm our information. Ether pay to read or accept all cookies so we can spam you, I chose the third option of just closing the page and walking away.
west0ne on
Dog’s sometimes eat things they shouldn’t if you don’t supervise them. Your dog eats your passport then that’s entirely your own fault.
Xanariel on
She’s always been a knob, so this tracks.
At least a puppy would have been adopted out again quickly, hopefully to someone who understood the concept of dog training.
unbelievablydull82 on
Meh, her dad is an entitled prick, and she acts the same way. Is it disgusting? Yes. Is it surprising? No.
Expensive-Double4219 on
Everything I learn about this woman is against my will. Every week there’s a new Lily Allen post about giving up her dogs or selling feet pictures . Who cares stop giving publicity to these people
Qyro on
At least she didn’t shoot it like that American politician did.
idontlikemondays321 on
You move your children to a different continent then blame a puppy because they couldn’t see their dad?
nem0fazer on
Never liked her. Good to have a solid reason now. My rescue was a feral nightmare when we got him a year and a half ago. He’s a lot better but there’s always more work to do. Her dog didn’t know the difference between a chew toy and something they’re not allowed and he was punished for that. That takes a lot of time.
CandidSalt9547 on
This is just outrage porn. The actual reason was it was a dog that had sustained behavioural problems that Lily Allen and her family weren’t the right people to manage. It happens to tons of people across the country and shaming just makes people less likely to try and rehome these difficult dogs.
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I’m sure the Sunday Sport is livid they missed out on this one.
I can’t help thinking that this is more likely an owner error rather than a pet error, I mean, who leaves their passports and visas lying around just waiting to be eaten?
It’s someone’s job to turn a scattering of quotes from a podcast into a full article like this.
Oh I had this exact issue, they must make really tasty passports because it came through in the mail and my dog got to it first and spent the day eating most of the pages.
Most mad I’ve ever been at my dog as the new replacement passport did not arrive in time for my holiday. But at the same time returning the poor thing is a bit much.
It was and still is the only post my dogs ever eaten, so we can only assume passports are tasty.
[Fuck You](https://youtu.be/yFE6qQ3ySXE?si=vAGg3sM36UYbyrGR), Lily!
This is the same women who once said ‘My children ruined my career’ she seems lovely.
I’m guessing she’s never had puppies before. Otherwise she would have put everything valuable away.
They are chewing machines at that age, I fondly remember my pups going through the Velociraptor stage.
Do you know? I don’t care about Lily Allen, her kids, their passports or the dog.
If that makes me a bad person…
This sort of bollocks is precisely why people feel that rescue centres make it so hard to adopt – owning a dog isn’t easy, and the last thing the centres want is for the dogs to come back to them. If they tell you you’re not suitable it’s not a slight against you, it’s a fact.
Puppy does Puppy things, more on this at 10. Seriously though. If you get a puppy you have to be prepared for all this and just giving it back is not an option you should take. What did she expect? A fully trained docile puppy. Clueless people getting dogs during covid is always going to end up like this.
Isn’t it the right thing to do when an owner isn’t up to the job of having a dog?
The poor dog! I hate people that treat animals like disposable accessories.
Woman adopts dog and realises she can’t handle it, so returns it.
I don’t see the problem here. It’s best for the dog and her that she gives it back if she can’t cope with it.
In other words, ‘puppy did puppy things. Spoilt rich owner got rid because puppy had already got her likes and attention’.
She’s always seemed exactly like you’d expect Keith Allen’s daughter to be…
If true it’s a classic case of shite pet ownership. This is a failure on her part not the dogs.
Virtue signalling champagne socialist once again acts like an entitled prick.. imagine noones suprise
I cannot stand her. I wish that people would stop mentioning her on social media and that she just fucks off.
At the end of the clip that I saw shared online about this she said “she was a very badly behaved dog”. She’s a fucking idiot, it’s a puppy that needs to be trained not to destroy your property.
She’s also a massive virtue signaller.
Does anyone remember when she rocked up to Grenfell and appeared in a news interview about it? Apparently Adele also turned up but didn’t feel the need to do that.
Yet again I ask… why do we bother listening to what entertainers think about anything? Horrible moral compass… What a selfish p.o.s.
>“Passports weren’t the only thing she ate, she was a very badly behaved dog
No, she was a puppy doing puppy things because she’s young and hadn’t been trained yet.
>and I really tried very hard with her,
For two weeks
This is the sort of person who should be banned from owning anything more complicated than a pot plant.
Common sense tells you that you put anything chewable and valuable out of the reach of a new puppy. Put the antiques in another room! The cables out of reach! Encase the table legs in drain pipes!
She seems like the sort of person who expects nice things to magically appear without having to work for them.
Theres something about that woman that is Rotten to the core.
James Corden or Lily Allen, who is the bigger nob?
She wins it hands down for me. I actually cannot stand her and I feel anger just seeing her name pop up.
With all that’s happening in Bangladesh, Darfur, Afghanistan, developments in the war between Ukraine and Russia, and so on, a woman returning an adopted puppy is apparently news…
We’ve gotta stop linking these nonsense newspaper tosh that serves no purpose other than to farm our information. Ether pay to read or accept all cookies so we can spam you, I chose the third option of just closing the page and walking away.
Dog’s sometimes eat things they shouldn’t if you don’t supervise them. Your dog eats your passport then that’s entirely your own fault.
She’s always been a knob, so this tracks.
At least a puppy would have been adopted out again quickly, hopefully to someone who understood the concept of dog training.
Meh, her dad is an entitled prick, and she acts the same way. Is it disgusting? Yes. Is it surprising? No.
Everything I learn about this woman is against my will. Every week there’s a new Lily Allen post about giving up her dogs or selling feet pictures . Who cares stop giving publicity to these people
At least she didn’t shoot it like that American politician did.
You move your children to a different continent then blame a puppy because they couldn’t see their dad?
Never liked her. Good to have a solid reason now. My rescue was a feral nightmare when we got him a year and a half ago. He’s a lot better but there’s always more work to do. Her dog didn’t know the difference between a chew toy and something they’re not allowed and he was punished for that. That takes a lot of time.
This is just outrage porn. The actual reason was it was a dog that had sustained behavioural problems that Lily Allen and her family weren’t the right people to manage. It happens to tons of people across the country and shaming just makes people less likely to try and rehome these difficult dogs.