I trust trump even less than I trust a wet fart after a weekend of binging on Chipotle lettuce infected with whatever the fuck disease they’re spreading this week.
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>Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
Well sure, I mean I would trust Dahmer not to show up.
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“I wouldn’t believe Donald Trump if his tongue was notarized.”
– LEONA HELMSLEY, Playboy, Nov. 1990
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The thing I trust the most more than Trump?
Kamala Harris
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A guy in a zombie movie who says he wasn’t bitten
John Wayne Gacy showing me a neat trick with manacles
Tzeentch, chaos god of magic, fate, deceit and treachery
A cellphone bought on Temu
Joe Exotic
Pinocchio while his nose is 7 feet long
Edit: fuck it, I got more
The loop at Action park
Seats next to the door of a Boeing
Fucking at Camp Crystal Lake
Penis enlargement ads
George Santos or whatever his real name is
Christopher Reeves’s horse
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My landlord when he says he’ll give the deposit back.
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A risky fart.
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A swim in a Northern Australian river. 🐊🐊🐊
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A head of lettuce as UK PM.
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The Victorian Tapeworm diet
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All those nice Nigerian princes I’ve spent this weekend emailing
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Benedict Arnold comes to mind.
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A swim in the Seine.
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Hmm…. McDonalds or human remains, how well prepared was Dahmer’s food?
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The leftover chicken that was left out on the counter overnight.
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Also available from Amazon: All the Reasons to Trust Donald Trump
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Holy shit that list goes hard. Usually the comments are where the action happens but I don’t know man, I think she nailed it; full stop.
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That there are horny milfs in my neighborhood…
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Bears.
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The flavor aide at Jonestown
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when a hooker says she loves u
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A ride on The Hindenburg.
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Things I trust more than Dump:
– a fart after Taco Bell
– the nice man from Nigeria emailing me with a “top-secret” financial arrangement
– a house visit by Doc Harold Shipman
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Monkeypox Massage
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Civil War surgeons.
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A brain surgeon with Parkinson disease
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An undercooked cheeseburger big bite.
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A cat to help fetch my journal.
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Australians can break.
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No…..dinner with Hannibal Lecter
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The list:
1) Flint, Michigan tap water
2) Gas station sushi
3) Bill Cosby as the bartender
4) Taco Bell bathroom
5) Tom Brady putting air in my tires
6) A shark with a ” pet me ” sign
7) A North Korean trial
8) A shot from Dr. Kervokian
9) A Casey Anthony day care
10) A fart when I have diarrhea
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Wtf, Dinner with Jeffery Dahmer isn’t even on the fucking list…. haha
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN DONALD TRUMP
1) Flint, Michigan tap water.
2) Gas station sushi.
3) Bill Cosby as the bartender,
4) Taco Bell bathrooms.
5) Tom Brady puttinq air in my tires
6) A shark with a “pet me” sign
7) A North Korean trial.
8) A shot from Dr. Kevorkian.
9) A Casey Anthony day care.
10) A fart when I have diarrhea.
No Jeffery !!
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The succulent Chinese meal guy in my restaurant.
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First class trip to NYC on the Titanic
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If Trump said tomorrow was Sunday, I’d check my fucking calendar.
MoveToRussiaAlready on
I trust battling uphill, me boys.
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A psychological institution near the CIA headquarters in the 1960s.
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The late, great Hannibal Lecter
What’s Jeffery Dahmer’s favorite burger joint?
>!Five Guys!<
Littlefinger.
The scum ring in my toilet bowl.
I trust trump even less than I trust a wet fart after a weekend of binging on Chipotle lettuce infected with whatever the fuck disease they’re spreading this week.
>Dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
Well sure, I mean I would trust Dahmer not to show up.
“I wouldn’t believe Donald Trump if his tongue was notarized.”
– LEONA HELMSLEY, Playboy, Nov. 1990
The thing I trust the most more than Trump?
Kamala Harris
A guy in a zombie movie who says he wasn’t bitten
John Wayne Gacy showing me a neat trick with manacles
Tzeentch, chaos god of magic, fate, deceit and treachery
A cellphone bought on Temu
Joe Exotic
Pinocchio while his nose is 7 feet long
Edit: fuck it, I got more
The loop at Action park
Seats next to the door of a Boeing
Fucking at Camp Crystal Lake
Penis enlargement ads
George Santos or whatever his real name is
Christopher Reeves’s horse
My landlord when he says he’ll give the deposit back.
A risky fart.
A swim in a Northern Australian river. 🐊🐊🐊
A head of lettuce as UK PM.
The Victorian Tapeworm diet
All those nice Nigerian princes I’ve spent this weekend emailing
Benedict Arnold comes to mind.
A swim in the Seine.
Hmm…. McDonalds or human remains, how well prepared was Dahmer’s food?
The leftover chicken that was left out on the counter overnight.
Also available from Amazon: All the Reasons to Trust Donald Trump
Holy shit that list goes hard. Usually the comments are where the action happens but I don’t know man, I think she nailed it; full stop.
That there are horny milfs in my neighborhood…
Bears.
The flavor aide at Jonestown
when a hooker says she loves u
A ride on The Hindenburg.
Things I trust more than Dump:
– a fart after Taco Bell
– the nice man from Nigeria emailing me with a “top-secret” financial arrangement
– a house visit by Doc Harold Shipman
Monkeypox Massage
Civil War surgeons.
A brain surgeon with Parkinson disease
An undercooked cheeseburger big bite.
A cat to help fetch my journal.
Australians can break.
No…..dinner with Hannibal Lecter
The list:
1) Flint, Michigan tap water
2) Gas station sushi
3) Bill Cosby as the bartender
4) Taco Bell bathroom
5) Tom Brady putting air in my tires
6) A shark with a ” pet me ” sign
7) A North Korean trial
8) A shot from Dr. Kervokian
9) A Casey Anthony day care
10) A fart when I have diarrhea
Wtf, Dinner with Jeffery Dahmer isn’t even on the fucking list…. haha
THINGS I TRUST MORE THAN DONALD TRUMP
1) Flint, Michigan tap water.
2) Gas station sushi.
3) Bill Cosby as the bartender,
4) Taco Bell bathrooms.
5) Tom Brady puttinq air in my tires
6) A shark with a “pet me” sign
7) A North Korean trial.
8) A shot from Dr. Kevorkian.
9) A Casey Anthony day care.
10) A fart when I have diarrhea.
No Jeffery !!
The succulent Chinese meal guy in my restaurant.
First class trip to NYC on the Titanic
If Trump said tomorrow was Sunday, I’d check my fucking calendar.
I trust battling uphill, me boys.
A psychological institution near the CIA headquarters in the 1960s.
His son Barron with a puppy.
I’d add this one:
Jeffrey Epstein babysitting my teenage daughters.
Larry Nassar giving you a physical in prison.
A nigerian prince.
What about the great Hannibal Lecter