What about his favourability compared to couches? Someone needs to do a poll.
Dragunfli on
This just in: JD Vance leads Kamala Harris by 10 points in favorability among Sofas.
sh4desthevibe on
J.D. Vance is the Ron DeSantis of Sarah Palins.
redditjunky2025 on
He needs a porn parody called, “Who’s lancing Vance?” /s
GaryOster on
At least Palin was funny.
PopeHonkersXII on
The other day Trump said in an interview that when people talk about their ticket being “weird” they are talking about Vance and not Trump himself. It’s little moments like that which keep me going in life. Just fantastic
Pretty_Boy_Bagel on
Palin at least had a “aw, shucks!” folksy appeal (despite it being fake as hell), while Vance is just a creep.
Fufeysfdmd on
Oof, that’s gotta hurt
Nankuru_naisa on
I can see Alaska from my couch!
gnarby_thrash on
It’s funny how it keeps getting worse
EffinAyyItsMe on
She wears her eyeliner a little better
fekinEEEjit on
J D Vance was Sarah Palin couch salesman..
StillBurningInside on
His idea’s about traditional family values really translate to direct control of not just a woman’s right to make her own health decisions, but total control. Like… Incel levels of Stepford Wive control.
He needs to mind his own damn business in regards to how people live their lives. This is the United States, founded on freedom and individual liberty.
Hunter-Gatherer_ on
Only the best people
Dariawasright on
She can see Russia from her house, he can see Russia on his bank statements.
Iciclewind on
Is that good?
watchthetracker on
Fucking oof
Harbinger2001 on
Palin had boatloads more charisma than Vance but was dumb a sack of nails. As we now know because of 2016, charisma is more important than intelligence when it comes to politics.
GaryBuseyWithRabies on
Sarah Palin was likeable for a spell at a personal level. She came from nothing and became governor of Alaska. Then we got to know her and it went to shit.
newnewtonium on
The Trump campaign did actually want Sarah Palin, but when they were vetting her Trump kept on telling everybody how beautiful she was in a unique way and that she reminds him of Melania, because she’s beautiful. /S
Stoplizardtrump3 on
Hey, look, everyone, it’s Vladimir Futon!
nefariouskitteh on
At least we got “how’s that workin’ out for ya” from Palin. All we get from Vance is a sticky used couch.
ACrask on
He has a favorability rating?
royhenderson771 on
Congratulations to Ashley Furniture
xc2215x on
I believe it. He has tanked the chances for Trump a lot.
rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo on
Regarding Palin, can someone explain to me why John McCain – a smart dude with integrity – would have chosen this absolute space cadet as his running mate when he was campaigning back in the day? She seems like she would have been too stupid even for Trump’s team. She was almost proud about how unintelligent she was, like it made her relatable or something. How much of her imbecility was an act? And whether it was real or an act, why would McCain choose her?
nandos677 on
Time to shampoo the COUCH
Gimpalong on
Sarah Palin was just painfully out of her depth. She wasn’t a terminally online weirdo radicalized by the meme wars like JD Vance.
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It’s surprising that this isn’t surprising
JD Vance as Sarah Palin in the Dan Quayle story.
What about his favourability compared to couches? Someone needs to do a poll.
This just in: JD Vance leads Kamala Harris by 10 points in favorability among Sofas.
J.D. Vance is the Ron DeSantis of Sarah Palins.
He needs a porn parody called, “Who’s lancing Vance?” /s
At least Palin was funny.
The other day Trump said in an interview that when people talk about their ticket being “weird” they are talking about Vance and not Trump himself. It’s little moments like that which keep me going in life. Just fantastic
Palin at least had a “aw, shucks!” folksy appeal (despite it being fake as hell), while Vance is just a creep.
Oof, that’s gotta hurt
I can see Alaska from my couch!
It’s funny how it keeps getting worse
She wears her eyeliner a little better
J D Vance was Sarah Palin couch salesman..
His idea’s about traditional family values really translate to direct control of not just a woman’s right to make her own health decisions, but total control. Like… Incel levels of Stepford Wive control.
He needs to mind his own damn business in regards to how people live their lives. This is the United States, founded on freedom and individual liberty.
Only the best people
She can see Russia from her house, he can see Russia on his bank statements.
Is that good?
Fucking oof
Palin had boatloads more charisma than Vance but was dumb a sack of nails. As we now know because of 2016, charisma is more important than intelligence when it comes to politics.
Sarah Palin was likeable for a spell at a personal level. She came from nothing and became governor of Alaska. Then we got to know her and it went to shit.
The Trump campaign did actually want Sarah Palin, but when they were vetting her Trump kept on telling everybody how beautiful she was in a unique way and that she reminds him of Melania, because she’s beautiful. /S
Hey, look, everyone, it’s Vladimir Futon!
At least we got “how’s that workin’ out for ya” from Palin. All we get from Vance is a sticky used couch.
He has a favorability rating?
Congratulations to Ashley Furniture
I believe it. He has tanked the chances for Trump a lot.
Regarding Palin, can someone explain to me why John McCain – a smart dude with integrity – would have chosen this absolute space cadet as his running mate when he was campaigning back in the day? She seems like she would have been too stupid even for Trump’s team. She was almost proud about how unintelligent she was, like it made her relatable or something. How much of her imbecility was an act? And whether it was real or an act, why would McCain choose her?
Time to shampoo the COUCH
Sarah Palin was just painfully out of her depth. She wasn’t a terminally online weirdo radicalized by the meme wars like JD Vance.
I can see Appalachia from my house