In other words, she isn’t a cold, angry dickhead that seems like a complete nightmare to be around.
BrutalHunny on
People don’t usually like drinking their beer around the ungodly stink of diaper shit and decaying flesh.
nocountryforcoldham on
Diaperman would literally order a round for the whole bar and disappear
StockHand1967 on
I’d would love to smoke a blunt and have a vegetarian BBQ with MRS HARRIS.
That would be **lit**
kgunnar on
Obama (the one who is supposedly a secret Muslim) is the only 21st century president who actually does drink beer.
booOfBorg on
Everybody on this sub tells you to vote. I’m saying that’s nice, but it’s not enough. Organize and **motivate all your friends to vote.** Yes, even the stoners and gamers who just could never be bothered. Vote together, create accountability. Make it a party, or whatever works for you.
>A Bullfinch survey of 1,500 registered voters, spread equally across the three key swing states of Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, showed that 40 percent overall would prefer to drink with Harris, compared to 36 percent for Trump. More than one in five voters (21 percent) said they would rather drink alone than with either the Democratic or Republican presidential hopefuls.
>The polling question is a version of the so-called “beer question,” which is essentially used to determine if a presidential candidate is likable and can appeal to the average voter. Trump has famously not drunk alcohol for decades, which may explain the rewording of the question.
>While more of a thought experiment than a scientific forecast, the previous winners of the beer question have gone on to win their respective elections.
Clinton lost the beer poll in 2016. The beer poll was better at forecasting the election than a regular poll. People vote on feelings.
Necessary_Chip9934 on
Speaking of beer, I’m recalling Harris questioning the Supreme Court guy who screamed, “I like beer” and then overturned Roe.
nopesaurus_rex on
With Harris, I wouldn’t have to cover my drink
B1GFanOSU on
Harris: Want a beer.
Trump: Need a beer.
No-Attitude-6049 on
Well, Brett Kavanagh should respect that poll.
feral-pug on
I’d honestly rather quit drinking than share a round with Trump / Vance.
Long_Impression2474 on
I want to be underage and have Walz buy beer for me as long as I’m not driving
No_nukes_at_all on
ahh I remember that was a big deal During Bush v Gore.
oldcreaker on
Even if you hear polls putting Harris ahead by 50 points, get out and vote. Even if her victory is assured, she won’t be able to do crap unless the House and the Senate swing markedly Democrat as well.
palinsafterbirth on
While I will admit, I really wouldn’t want to share a beer with either. I very much feel Kamala is that aunt who has a heavy pour when making a cocktail and I would love to be a part of that
SgtThund3r on
I would *love* to talk music with her, and Mingus fan has excellent taste in my experience
AlertThinker on
On Trump’s defense, he does not drink because he lost his brother to alcoholism.
bryaninmsp on
You just know she’d be a fun drunk, which is an outlier among major party candidates since Bush II.
My assumptions of presidents and candidates in my lifetime:
Harris: Fun drunk
George W. Bush: Fun/crazy drunk (and you know he’d be trying to score some blow ASAP)
McCain: Borderline sad drunk, but would have amazing stories
George HW Bush: Quiet drunk, but dude was actually quite funny so he’d tell some dirty jokes
Biden: Mopey/sad drunk
Hillary: Weepy drunk
Trump: Angry drunk
Gore: Boring drunk
Kerry: Boring drunk
Bill Clinton: Horny drunk
Perot: Fun drunk
Dole: Sloppy drunk
Dukakis: Boring drunk
Reagan: Center-of-attention drunk
Mondale: He’s a fellow Minnesotan, and we’re both fun and sloppy when we’re drunk
Carter: Probably a fun drunk, but you wouldn’t be able to understand him, because like all southerners, his accent would triple in thickness after one beer
SharMarali on
I know Trump doesn’t drink but he totally talks like your drunk uncle reliving his glory days and lying about everything to sound impressive.
laxguy44 on
Do you want to split a 30 of Busch heavies (camo cans) with Tim Walz? America says yes.
breesyroux on
> More than one in five voters (21 percent) said they would rather drink alone
Ladies and gentlemen, American politics!
Jujubatron on
Newsweek is such a propaganda garbage holly shit.
bigsalad18 on
Not a drinker but I’d smoke a J w Kamala Harris
JamesLikesIt on
I mean how accurate are we talking, it’s literally a 50/50 shot lol
Teamawesome2014 on
You’ll forgive me if I don’t believe the ‘Beer poll’. As far as I’m concerned, we’re losing right up until she gets sworn in. Too many variables to get complacent.
On god, if we repeat 2016, I’m going to lose my shit.
Ezilii on
I’d hang out with Harris. Trump not so much, he just sucks the energy out of the room. He’s like that one co-worker you have that just complains all day.
gourmetprincipito on
I keep seeing these anti-Kamala ads that feature her like dancing in a Hawaiian shirt and calling her a czar and they just make her look chill af to be honest
leknarf52 on
Trump doesn’t drink alcohol.
skinink on
Trump is also at the bottom of the all important stripper poll.
Special__Occasions on
Trump is the dude in the bar you desperately wish would shut the hell up.
ANTHROPOMORPHISATION on
Dude, I would love a beer with her and Tim. I’ve had beers with Trump. It’s all me me me. Like talking to a crack head.
Invented_Chicken on
I’d order Kamala a drink from across the bar 🤷🏻♂️
drainbead78 on
She’d at least know how to hold and properly drink out of the bottle.
organizim on
Probably helps she dsnt shit her pants and speak unintelligibly
PsychYoureIt on
I’m medically unable to drink, but I would love to go to the fair with Walz. He’ll go on the rides and then get you the snack of your choice.
ripfg on
But would I do bong rips with either candidate? We’re not asking the right questions, people
Bl8kStrr on
Don’t believe the hype.
postconsumerwat on
how could anybody not vote for Flan-Don the felon, the puffy felon dessert?? oh, but the sound bites, the charisma. who doesn’t love the way that he tries to upstage MLK? He needs a Jerry Springer VP, RIP… they can still do that, like a weekend at Bernies, just dress up the new guy, or just have him do the schtick and they would win.
nanananabatman88 on
Honestly? I hate the man, but I’d rather have a drink with him than Kamala. I know who Kamala is. I support her. But I really just want to ask him if he really believes the bullshit he spews every day or if he just enjoys the grift. And if it was worth getting shot over. And if it’s just to prevent himself from going to prison.
SurroundTiny on
Better question – which one would you ask to babysit in an emergency?
Brut-i-cus on
I can imagine Harris and Walz sitting on my back deck and having a drink and talking
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In other words, she isn’t a cold, angry dickhead that seems like a complete nightmare to be around.
People don’t usually like drinking their beer around the ungodly stink of diaper shit and decaying flesh.
Diaperman would literally order a round for the whole bar and disappear
I’d would love to smoke a blunt and have a vegetarian BBQ with MRS HARRIS.
That would be **lit**
Obama (the one who is supposedly a secret Muslim) is the only 21st century president who actually does drink beer.
Everybody on this sub tells you to vote. I’m saying that’s nice, but it’s not enough. Organize and **motivate all your friends to vote.** Yes, even the stoners and gamers who just could never be bothered. Vote together, create accountability. Make it a party, or whatever works for you.
Tell your friends to check their voter registration, regularly.
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
Everyone still needs to vote!!!
>A Bullfinch survey of 1,500 registered voters, spread equally across the three key swing states of Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, showed that 40 percent overall would prefer to drink with Harris, compared to 36 percent for Trump. More than one in five voters (21 percent) said they would rather drink alone than with either the Democratic or Republican presidential hopefuls.
>The polling question is a version of the so-called “beer question,” which is essentially used to determine if a presidential candidate is likable and can appeal to the average voter. Trump has famously not drunk alcohol for decades, which may explain the rewording of the question.
>While more of a thought experiment than a scientific forecast, the previous winners of the beer question have gone on to win their respective elections.
Clinton lost the beer poll in 2016. The beer poll was better at forecasting the election than a regular poll. People vote on feelings.
Speaking of beer, I’m recalling Harris questioning the Supreme Court guy who screamed, “I like beer” and then overturned Roe.
With Harris, I wouldn’t have to cover my drink
Harris: Want a beer.
Trump: Need a beer.
Well, Brett Kavanagh should respect that poll.
I’d honestly rather quit drinking than share a round with Trump / Vance.
I want to be underage and have Walz buy beer for me as long as I’m not driving
ahh I remember that was a big deal During Bush v Gore.
Even if you hear polls putting Harris ahead by 50 points, get out and vote. Even if her victory is assured, she won’t be able to do crap unless the House and the Senate swing markedly Democrat as well.
While I will admit, I really wouldn’t want to share a beer with either. I very much feel Kamala is that aunt who has a heavy pour when making a cocktail and I would love to be a part of that
I would *love* to talk music with her, and Mingus fan has excellent taste in my experience
On Trump’s defense, he does not drink because he lost his brother to alcoholism.
You just know she’d be a fun drunk, which is an outlier among major party candidates since Bush II.
My assumptions of presidents and candidates in my lifetime:
Harris: Fun drunk
George W. Bush: Fun/crazy drunk (and you know he’d be trying to score some blow ASAP)
McCain: Borderline sad drunk, but would have amazing stories
George HW Bush: Quiet drunk, but dude was actually quite funny so he’d tell some dirty jokes
Biden: Mopey/sad drunk
Hillary: Weepy drunk
Trump: Angry drunk
Gore: Boring drunk
Kerry: Boring drunk
Bill Clinton: Horny drunk
Perot: Fun drunk
Dole: Sloppy drunk
Dukakis: Boring drunk
Reagan: Center-of-attention drunk
Mondale: He’s a fellow Minnesotan, and we’re both fun and sloppy when we’re drunk
Carter: Probably a fun drunk, but you wouldn’t be able to understand him, because like all southerners, his accent would triple in thickness after one beer
I know Trump doesn’t drink but he totally talks like your drunk uncle reliving his glory days and lying about everything to sound impressive.
Do you want to split a 30 of Busch heavies (camo cans) with Tim Walz? America says yes.
> More than one in five voters (21 percent) said they would rather drink alone
Ladies and gentlemen, American politics!
Newsweek is such a propaganda garbage holly shit.
Not a drinker but I’d smoke a J w Kamala Harris
I mean how accurate are we talking, it’s literally a 50/50 shot lol
You’ll forgive me if I don’t believe the ‘Beer poll’. As far as I’m concerned, we’re losing right up until she gets sworn in. Too many variables to get complacent.
On god, if we repeat 2016, I’m going to lose my shit.
I’d hang out with Harris. Trump not so much, he just sucks the energy out of the room. He’s like that one co-worker you have that just complains all day.
I keep seeing these anti-Kamala ads that feature her like dancing in a Hawaiian shirt and calling her a czar and they just make her look chill af to be honest
Trump doesn’t drink alcohol.
Trump is also at the bottom of the all important stripper poll.
Trump is the dude in the bar you desperately wish would shut the hell up.
Dude, I would love a beer with her and Tim. I’ve had beers with Trump. It’s all me me me. Like talking to a crack head.
I’d order Kamala a drink from across the bar 🤷🏻♂️
She’d at least know how to hold and properly drink out of the bottle.
Probably helps she dsnt shit her pants and speak unintelligibly
I’m medically unable to drink, but I would love to go to the fair with Walz. He’ll go on the rides and then get you the snack of your choice.
But would I do bong rips with either candidate? We’re not asking the right questions, people
Don’t believe the hype.
how could anybody not vote for Flan-Don the felon, the puffy felon dessert?? oh, but the sound bites, the charisma. who doesn’t love the way that he tries to upstage MLK? He needs a Jerry Springer VP, RIP… they can still do that, like a weekend at Bernies, just dress up the new guy, or just have him do the schtick and they would win.
Honestly? I hate the man, but I’d rather have a drink with him than Kamala. I know who Kamala is. I support her. But I really just want to ask him if he really believes the bullshit he spews every day or if he just enjoys the grift. And if it was worth getting shot over. And if it’s just to prevent himself from going to prison.
Better question – which one would you ask to babysit in an emergency?
I can imagine Harris and Walz sitting on my back deck and having a drink and talking
Can I imagine Trump/Vance doing that with anyone?
LOL
No freaking way
“Want a beer?”
“Yeah [muthafucka](https://youtube.com/shorts/PhrWJZO5LaE?si=Yz8FW_SO10q983k2)”.
I can drink a beer with this person!
I’d have a few with Coach anytime!
Don’t get complacent