1/2 toilet paper roll for my ass, and 1/2 for my sweat holy f*ck…

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Posted by CelestialDimension

10 Comments

  1. ButWhatIfPotato on

    You need to space it out strategically. Have pastourmas + krasata loukanika for breakfast, 2 enisximenes pitta soublaki for lunch, and 1 faousa mezedes for dinner and hey presto, guaranteed constipation! Then when you want to go, have a malboro light and one pokka vanilla, find the nearest toilet, quadruple lock the door, put on a ball gag to muffle your screams so the neighbours won’t call the ambulance/police/exorcist, and ξημπάρωσε τα κράνκα σου.

  2. TheFatCypriotKid on

    Ρε μαλακά, I end up soaking wet afterwards during this heat, it’s hell.