I’m a tourist and I’m visiting Serbia for the first time! I came across this paper and I’m curious if it’s something like a party or a Meetup somewhere, I tried to translate it with an image translator and it shows it as gibberish, you don’t have to translate all of it just the meaning. Thank you!
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Auuuuu brt
TLDR: ‘he’s horny but talks too much – he is waiting for his girl at the park’
Tldr: Old guy with pension wants to get know women without money in park
Basically a desperate semi-literate geezer is looking for a female company. It is indeed gibberish, i couldn’t quite comprehend all of it nor i want to lol, but the creep says he is staying at the park so if you come across him just say Hi or call him on his cell phone.
this is so unreal that it needs to be new creepypasta
An easy one for chat gpt.
Serbian:
“Ja mladi penzioner dajem pomoć žensku koja nije u brak upala u teškom ne manju. Moja supruga i u mrak mogu jednu žensku pomoći koja za visi od 1.din. Javi se meni tel. Ako nemaš snadi se kao neku drugaricu ili nadi mene u parku od 10-11:30 biću park.
Lik moj crno manješ poznaćeš me kad pođeš negde prođi pored kioska po magandu za tvoju živu. Nemoj se družiti sa svakog penzionera to ćeš po magandu za tvoju. Ja podlegati meni je vama za novi morate li terav vas ne manje jedan ženska 69. godište ti greb si lato ne mogu kazati. Samo tebi kazati. Samo tebi mogu reći dobar i sam iskren ne podlegati kad me vidiš u parku nada hodam drugom drću tebi drugi. Ako ti hodiš moraš ne ni pogledati. Ja taj nisam po magandu ali po nadu.
Hodi br. 063-155-70-45 slobodno zovi.”
English:
“I am a young pensioner offering help to a woman who hasn’t fallen into marriage troubles and is in financial hardship. My wife is deceased, but I can help one woman in need who earns more than 1 dinar. Contact me by phone. If you can’t find me, look for a friend or find me in the park from 10-11:30, I’ll be in the park.
You can recognize me by my black coat when you pass by the kiosk for your newspaper. Don’t socialize with every pensioner, you’ll see why. I can offer you new help; you need to know that not everyone is the same. One woman from 1969, she was in trouble, I can’t say more. I can only tell you, I’m good and honest, don’t get deceived when you see me in the park. If you come, I will be there. If you don’t, you don’t have to look. I’m not here for rumors, but for help.
Call number 063-155-70-45 freely.”
Ths translation isn’t perfect, but the orignial is very confusing and some of the sentences don’t make sense, so the poor translation is somewhat fitting.
Miroslavljevo Jevanđelje
It’s a meetup 😀 If you want to meet retired horny weird man who talks too much
It’s a meetup 😀 If you want to meet retired horny weird man who talks too much
the guy lost his wife, and he’s eager to support another woman in need…that’s the gist of it…he will be in the park from 10 till 11:30 😅
Am I the only one who read this in *Stojan*’s voice?
This can’t be real 😭
I’m trying to understand this, and my brain says “error 404”. The whole thing is very incoherent and some parts don’t make any sense. It’s either case of very, very poor writing skills and possibly mental illness, or a creepypasta
Tinder for old folks here. Normal thing
sad me zanima sta se desilo sa zenskom 69 godiste.
Oćete vi da ga zovete ili ću ja?
Oce da jebe
Is that Knjazevac? I met that old guy, hes a crazy nut.
Stay away from the guy who wrote this.
Kako bre ja nikada ne naiđem na ovakve gluposti, a živim ovde, nego dođe neka budala iz inostranstva i zagleda rukom pisane papire po banderama misleći da se mi tako u ovoj vukojebini pozivamo na događaje!!!
Mene bi bilo sramota da ovo zalepim. Moja prabaka, koja je ceo život bila domaćica, imala samo osnovnu školu, je Vuk Stefanović Karadzić za ovog. A o samom oglasu, nemam reči. Baš bez veze…
In Serbia it isn’t uncommon for very old retired men without a wife (widowers typically) to seek a relatively younger woman (so maybe 10-20 years younger) to help them around the house, prepare food, etc. as they can’t take care of themselves and presumably have no money or desire for a nursing home. I don’t think this is a prostitution thing. The incoherent writing style definitely reminds me of a very old person. It’s kind of sad even though we’re laughing in the comments.
Simp