Sounds like the defense’s strategy is really going down the tubes… literally

Posted by Reg_Cliff

39 Comments

  1. Severe_Information51 on

    A guy that eats fast food for every meal. I surprised he is not shitting his pants too…

  2. hair_like_ramen on

    they never actually *heard* anything, but he has to be because of the smell, right?!?

  3. ![gif](giphy|vMyH2TnQmBNbegGr0S|downsized)

    Trump is a follower of Nurgle spreading his filth

  4. NelsonMuntz007 on

    Maybe he can shit himself in The Ted Nugent defense and claim insanity and unfit for trial.

  5. quillmartin88 on

    Trump is attempting to gaslight the jury but doesn’t understand that it doesn’t mean farting at them 

  6. ChocolateIll743 on

    Good 👍 that’s what you get when you decide to sell your soul to the devil and represent Dump or sorry Trump 🤮💩💩💩💩💩

  7. It sounds like he is trying to gas them all. Didn’t we outlaw chemical warfare?

  8. I guarantee it’s purposeful. Remember his stealth giving the finger when signing documents? He’s such a child it’s his commentary on the proceedings.

  9. Exitium_Maximus on

    I’ve seen in some reports that Trump smells so bad that his staff gag behind his back. 💀

  10. No wonder he’s complaining about how cold the courtroom is. They have to keep all the windows open.

  11. professorhugoslavia on

    Do Trump’s lawyers intend to submit an a fartiori argument in his defense? I don’t think it’ll work because of Trump’s obvious anus reus. Maybe after they have gone through audi alteram fartem, Trump will be able to testify in uno flatus.

  12. RedSpartan3227 on

    FWIW, George Conway responded to the tweet saying he’s heard the same thing, and that he’s not kidding